Tag: Pascal Siakam

Pascal “SICKam” Siakam was really cooking tonight. He didn’t overuse the spin moves, which is both comforting (in that he can score in ways other than spin moves) and disappointing (I wanna see spin moves, god damn it). After just setting a career-high a week ago with 26 points, he want ahead and surpassed that…

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For some reason, the Raptors TV people just love using really zoomed-in shots of Pascal Siakam for their broadcast. I thank them for that, because it makes my job of gathering potential thumbnail images much easier, but it’s also kinda weird. And they don’t seem to do it as much with other players, like it’s…

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It’s really nice to see, on a night where Giannis Antetokounmpo really sucked, that there was another player doing the same sort of things and being really good. That player’s name? Pascal Siakam. Duh. Who did you think it was going to be? Joel Embiid? Faugh! That guy is good but he’s no Giannis/Siakam. Siakam…

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I was so, so wrong about Pascal “Cameroonian Joel Embiid” Siakam. I didn’t go out and say straight up that he sucked (well maybe I did), but I certainly critized him for not being able to shoot as well as displayed a general lack of enthusiasm for him. I probably wasn’t even way off base;…

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Look how happy Pascal Siakam looks. Don’t you wish you could be that happy? Sadly, such happiness is locked away from you. Forever. Because you don’t EVER get to be teammates with Kyle Lowry, ever, no matter what you do or how hard you try. Sad, isn’t it? Siakam gets to be teammates with Lowry…

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Everyone loves Vince Carter. It may not have been true while he was lazing it up at once stop or another (I think there still are Phoenix fans who want him dead, or at least maimed), but it’s true now. But while he may still be able to kinda get things done on the offense…

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Simply due to the extreme volume of highlight videos I’m having to make for the dude, Pascal Siakam is quickly approaching a coveted status among scrubs featured on my channel: THE OFFICIAL “HAS TO SCORE TWENTY POINTS” THRESHOLD. In case the wording isn’t clear, scrubs who reach this threshold have to score twenty points to…

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I have no idea what’s going on with Pascal Siakam right now. Giving him the Eastern Conference Player of the Week award was probably stretching it a bit, but he’s playing way better than I ever imagined he could. I mean, he was pretty decent last year. A fine player, made better by being part…

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Let’s just lay it all out so people don’t get their hopes up: there are hardly any spin moves in this video. One game after dismantling the Kings with spin after spin, Pascal Siakam only did one half-hearted 360 degree rotation leading to points. I was all set to overlay the song “You Spin Me…

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I don’t play sports video games much anymore, but I am well aware of the concept of “cheesing”. It’s when you do the same move/play/ability over and over because of how over-powered it is, instead of actually playing the game like a normal human being (implying it isn’t normal to want to find flaws in…

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