Patty Mills 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/12/2019)

It just sort of occurred to me that Patty Mills has been on the Spurs for a long time. Eight years! I must be turning into one of those people who’s caught off guard by the passing of time, because it seems like it wasn’t that long ago that Mills was an ironic towel-waving mascot…

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Patty Mills 21 Points Full Highlights (4/16/2018)

The Spurs don’t have an obvious #2 guy behind LaMarcus Aldridge. Maybe that’s cool for people who self-righteously support teams who “play the right way” with “teamwork” and “no egos” but my simple little brain prefers a clearly-defined team hierarchy where there is a first banana, a second banana, and preferably a bunch of sequentially-numbered…

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Patty Mills 25 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2018)

It seems like it’s been so long since Patty Mills was an elite towel waver in Portland. His towels and his three-goggles (what happened to those, you never see them anymore), whatever he did on the court was overshadowed by his antics on the bench. And it has been a long time. Almost a decade…

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Patty Mills 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/23/2018)

The news just came out that Kawhi Leonard will be out “indefinitely” (in other words, his handlers are trying to force an off-season trade to antoher team by purposely sabotaging his rehab). So, in Kawhi’s absence, the Spurs need somebody to step up and be the number two guy behind the new number one guy,…

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Patty Mills 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/17/2018)

Patty Mills’ face is unsettling to me. Look at the thumbnail; can you honestly say you too are not discomforted? There is no light shining in those eyes, no spirit contained in that haunted visage. The problem is, I’m pretty sure, is that his eyes are way sunken in there. Does he have any peripheral…

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Patty Mills 26 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2017)

Patty Mills was legitimately the second scoring option in the lineup that the Spurs trotted out last night. Kawhi didn’t play, and Pau Gasol is suffering from a serious case of the olds (0-of-4 in twelve minutes), so Mills is only behind Aldridge in terms of scoring potency. Those are the kinds of situations where…

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Patty Mills 20 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2017)

Patty Mills is sort of the “Forgotten Australian” of the NBA; he’s been around for so long, filling his role so competently and blandly that Australians don’t even care about him anymore. Him and Andrew Bogut and David Andersen are like the OG Australian ballers of this generation, but a new generation has arrived, leaving…

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Patty Mills 19 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2017)

Come on Australians. Don’t you care about Patty Mills anymore? It used to be that you were there after every game of his, offering words of praise and encouragement. Now? Silence. It’s like you all disappeared, like your “continent” (it’s actually an island don’t @ me) splintered from its foundations and fell off the earth….

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Patty Mills 20 Points Full Highlights (5/9/2017)

Since I make highlight videos and not “lowlight” videos, this video does not contain the sequence at the end of regulation where Patty Mills isoed against James Harden, pump-faked, and failed to get off a shot before time expired. The shot he released a half-second too late banked in off the glass, the home crowd…

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Patty Mills 20 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/25/2017)

Time zones always confuse me. I wanted to know what time it was in Australia right now but when I looked at the time zone map all that happened is I got pissed off about the international date line. I don’t even know where Australia is on a world map. It’s probably next to Austria…

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