Paul Zipser – DownToBuck

Paul Zipser 16 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2018)

Does Paul “Zipskrieg” Zipser look a little bit like a mini Omer Asik to you? He totally does. Father and son reunited at last on the Chicago Bulls for real right now. There’s not much similarity between their respective games besides that they both suck, but that thumbnail is freaking me out. It’s so eerie….

Paul Zipser 16 Points Full Highlights (4/18/2017)

I have discarded my old nickname for Paul Zipser, “The Zipper”. It was not a relevant nickname, because he basically doesn’t have any zipper-like attributes. He’s not especially fast (a zipper could be one who zips around really quickly), he doesn’t play especially great defense (a zipper could be a guy who zips people up),…

Paul Zipser Career High 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

Paul “The Zipper” Zipser will never live up to his nickname, which could either mean “a guy who’s fast” or “a guy who locks people up with his defense”. Speed can’t be taught and Zipser doesn’t have it; defense CAN be taught, but players with his attributes (okay you made me say it he’s WHITE…

Paul Zipser 15 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2017)

This is it. The final video depicting the heroitc feats of “White Foreign Bigman Combo” (tentatively alternate nickname: “Vanilla Sriracha”), a tandem consisting of Mirotic, Lauvergne, and Pääul Zïpßer. I hope you enjoyed this trip into the deepest and whitest part of the Bulls roster as much as I did. Zipser did his part in…

Paul Zipser 13 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2017)

Pääul Zïpßer’s going to have to start doing a little bit better if he wants to keep having highlight vids made of him. Like, at least 15 points from here on out. If he doesn’t get 15, there’s not going to be a video. Unless he scores 14 while dunking it 7 times. Then I…

Paul Zipser 14 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2017)

As things get worse and worse for the Bulls, things get better and better for Pääul Zïpßer. As a Bucks fan and scrub-lover, it’s the best of both worlds; I get to see Bulls fans suffer, and I get to see Zipser get buckets. Zipser is probably a decent part of the Bulls’ current problems,…

Paul Zipser 13 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2017)

Pääul Zïpßer does it again! And just in time for Heidelbergers to wake up, have their morning coffee, and watch their favorite son’s highlights on everyone’s favorite video-sharing website! First he scored 10 against the Hawks, which was already way above his norm, and then he scores 13 in the very next game? It’s really…

Paul Zipser 10 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2017)

I’m trying to figure out if the hype for Pääul Zïpßer is less or greater than the hype for Tibor Pleiß. As far as I could tell, there was little to no hype for Pleiß, until he started shooting threes in Summer League. Then he got waived and I don’t even know where he ended…