Philadelphia 76ers – Page 26

Dario Saric 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/25/2017)

Make that 7 straight good games for Dario Saric in a row, all of them better than basically any performance he had prior. I’m getting a little suspicious. I don’t want to cast aspersions where aspersions should not be cast, but I’m thinking steroids. Bam. Right there. There has to be some reason, right? Fine,…

Jahlil Okafor 28 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2017)

How is Jahlil Okafor still on the Sixers? I was told like a million times by a million different NBA pundits that he was gonna get traded, hell, he was even seen shaking hands with all the coaches and stuff and then he didn’t go on the team’s next road trip. Either one of those…

Richaun Holmes 12 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (2/24/2017)

Walking up to his locker in the locker room of Wells Fargo Center, Richaun Holmes removed the earbuds from his ears, set his stuff down, and plopped down on the seat to start taking off his shoes. However, when his rear contacted the smooth wood, he heard an unexpected crumpling sound, as of paper. Standing…

Dario Saric 20 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2017)

If Joel Embiid misses too many more games, Dario Saric is going to end up being Rookie of the Year. That’s cool. He’s actually been playing pretty well lately, which is way better than what Embiid has been doing, which is nothing. As my grandma always said “something is always more than nothing”. She was…

Dario Saric 20 Points Full Highlights (2/15/2017)

If Dario Saric keeps having good games, I’m gonna have to reevaluate some things. Namely, whether the McDonald’s value menu is even a good value when everything on it tastes like crap. Seriously. It might only cost me a buck to get a burger but when that burger tastes like stale cow farts is it…

Dario Saric 18 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2017)

Lost in the hullabaloo surrounding a certain Serbian player whose last name rhymes with “Poke Itch”, another Balkan player in Philadelphia is doing similar things on a smaller scale. That’s right; Dario “The Croat GOAT*” Saric can sometimes pass the ball, and sometimes get double-digit rebounds, and while he has no post moves that I…

Nerlens Noel 19 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (2/11/2017)

I expect better from the Sixers broadcast. Nerlens Noel had multiple sick dunks in this game but replays for many of them were absent, as far as I could tell. How am I supposed to determine how sick a dunk really is unless I have multiple up-close, slow-mo replays of the dunk from every possible…

Dario Saric 19 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2017)

“I do not trust this American food,” Dario Saric sniffed, sitting at a table in a cramped, crowded restaurant with two of his teammates. “This place is dirty and loud. It is not a place where one could ever expect to enjoy a decent meal.” “C’mon man, cheesesteaks are, like, the only thing you can…

Dario Saric Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2017)

Here’s the deal: Dario Saric just scored a career-high 26 points, and it was really sweet. But there are more pressing issues. Namely, that I don’t think that messed up center part of his upper lip is ever going to support mustache-based life-forms. Ever. It certainly doesn’t now, and I don’t see why the situation…

Nik Stauskas 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/8/2017)

DTB’S OFFICIAL RETRACTION: In a past video description I asserted that Nik “Sucksass” Stauskas was like a lesser version of Wayne Ellington. I would like to issue a retraction for that statement. Wayne Ellington would obviously never get seven assists in a game. He might get seven passes TOTAL in a game if he’s lucky….