Process status: TRUSTED The 76ers are a decent team kind of, Joel Embiid just showed out on national TV, I heard MVP chants for T.J. McConnell and “trust the process” chants for Embiid, Ersan Ilyasova’s NBA-high streak of games with a made three ended (actually that one really sucks), TLC scored 12 again, I have…
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Dario Saric 17 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2017)
Why didn’t Croatians mobilize to vote Dario Saric into the All-Star game? Or did they actually mobilize but their efforts were so minimal that I didn’t even notice? He’s putting up better numbers than Zaza Pachulia, and the whole country of Georgia managed to cast like 500,000 votes for that dude who everybody hates now,…
Read MoreRichaun Holmes 18 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2017)
I think all 76ers fans can agree on this fact: Richaun Holmes is being criminally underutilized on the current Philly squad. I could end the description on that note, rake in the video likes and supportive comments, and call it a day. But I won’t, because I still have some things to say about Rich…
Read MoreNerlens Noel 19 Points/5 Assists/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/24/2017)
On a scale of 1-10, 1 being “fully included in all team activities as an equal” and 10 being “pressing face against a window of the house where all his teammates are having a sweet party, high-fiving each other while hookers give them BJs”, how marginalized does Jahlil Okafor feel right now? The 76ers have…
Read MoreErsan Ilyasova 21 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2017)
I’ve said it before (or maybe I haven’t, because I say so much stuff in these descriptions that I lose track of all my opinions sometimes), but Ersan “Arsen Ilyasov from Uzbekistan” Ilyasova is the second-best player on the 76ers, and it’s not even close. He would challenge for tops on the team if Joel…
Read MoreRobert Covington 22 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (1/20/2017)
“Hey T.J., do you think she’s gonna finally notice me after I hit that game winner?” Robert Covington asked his teammate T.J. McConnell. T.J. squinted his eyes in confusion. “Who’s ‘she’?” “Ariana Grande, duh,” Robert answered, as if his secret undisclosed crush was widely-known public knowledge. “She probably saw my cool demeanor after it went…
Read MoreErsan Ilyasova 24 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2017)
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Read MoreDario Saric 17 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2017)
The 76ers, Dario Saric included, are in imminent danger of being engulfed entirely by their flashier rookie, Joel Embiid. When people will think of the 76ers, they will think of Embiid and nothing more; the two will be equal in the public’s eye. It’s already happening right now. A few Euros care about Saric, some…
Read MoreTimothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 12 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2017)
Attention Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot: your name takes way too many syllables to say. I’m counting nine distinct phonological units. Maybe you’ve heard of this good player, played for the Lakers a bit, named Shaq? Yeah. Check that out. Only one syllable. That’s why people liked him so much; because they didn’t have to take a sip…
Read MoreJahlil Okafor 26 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2017)
The prevailing opinion of Jahlil Okafor has shifted rapidly from “he’s not that good” to “he’s probably the worst player in the league right now look at these on-off stats that I found on some crappy blog because I can only parrot other people’s knowledge”. I’ve seen the stats, and yeah, they’re not that good…
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