You know what sucks? Yes, the 76ers lost this game despite heroic efforts by Ersan Ilyasova and Joel Embiid. That’s not what I’m talking about here, though. Yes, I have irreparably destroyed my once-pristine relationship with Jenniner. I don’t want to talk about it, who are you, my therapist? Yes, the Taco Bell nearest me…
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Joel Embiid 22 Points/4 Threes/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/5/2016)
Man, the 76ers need to find a trade partner to take Jahlil Okafor right away. Before his value drops any further. Because after watching Joel Embiid come in and incite more excitement than I’ve seen from Philly fans since A.I., there is no way that Okafor can have any relevance for them anymore. I feel…
Read MoreDario Saric 14 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2016)
Someone must have informed 76ers commentator Marc Zumoff of the proper pronunciation of Dario Saric’s last name. Just yesterday, while Dario was scoring 21, it was “Sar-itch” this and “Sar-itch” that. Today, it’s more of a “Shar-itch”. Not as pleasing to this ignorant American, but I’m sure the other version was utterly maddening for the…
Read MoreHollis Thompson 22 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2016)
Another year, another dismal Sixers squad for “Alcohollis” Thompson. True, this year’s squad is considerably less dismal than years past, but Alcohollis still isn’t going to get to experience many wins. He’ll continue to shoot in the upper-30’s on threes, he’ll continue to not really have any in-between game, and he’ll continue to continually have…
Read MoreSergio Rodriguez 12 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (11/1/2016)
All this good stuff being done by Sergio Rodriguez is reminding of when T.J. McConnell burst onto the scene last year for the 76ers. Except, you know, what Sergio is doing isn’t a fluke like what T.J. was doing. Otherwise, very similar, in that they both made the 76ers look like a passable offensive team…
Read MoreJoel Embiid 18 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (11/1/2016)
Let’s just ignore those turnovers that Joel Embiid had late in the fourth quarter that hurt his team’s chances at winning their first game of the season. Just straight up ignore them. Instead, we can blame the loss on Hollis Thompson. Yeah, that sounds good. Frickin’ Hollis, sabotaging his team yet again with his antics….
Read MoreDario Saric 21 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2016)
It’s too bad that Dario Saric’s first good performance as an NBA player had to end up in nothing but another 76ers loss. And not just any 76ers loss: this one could even be called “heartbreaking”. Or maybe it can’t. Is it even possible to break a heart that has already been trampled and trod…
Read MoreSergio Rodriguez 14 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (10/29/2016)
I apologize sincerely for not making highlights of Sergio Rodriguez’ 12/9 debut performance for the Sixers. That was my bad. I should have made the highlights but I didn’t. If I had known how badass his beard was I would have made a video no questions asked. But you have to admit that fourteen points…
Read MoreMark Davis Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (4/1/1997)
Sometimes I joke about a particular player being so obscure that nobody has ever heard of them. Such comments, when I happen to make them, are always in jest. For every modern player, there is a significant amount of people who remember them from a stint on a favorite college or pro team. Most historical…
Read MoreNerlens Noel All 152 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
Nerlens Noel tentatively approached his teammate at the back of the team plane. “Carl, can I talk to you about girls?” he asked quietly, not wanting to disturb the other members of the 76ers, most of whom were asleep. Carl Landry took off his headphones and closed his laptop. “Yeah, dude, of course. That’s why…
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