Phoenix Suns – Page 18

Isaiah Canaan 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/14/2018)

Isaiah “The Canaanite”/”The Canaanball” Canaan seems to think that very highly of his ability to shoot threes, because he was just pulling up from behind the long line like it was nothing. Have we checked Canaan’s person to see if he is in possession of a certain golden amulet forged in the fires underneath Oracle…

T.J. Warren 27 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2018)

That’s four straight 20-burgers for T.J. Warren after his 0-point performance a little over a week ago. It’s going to take a while to undo the damage that was done to his scoring averages, but I believe that this can be the year he averages 20 for real. He was so close last year, but…

T.J. Warren 21 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2018)

Have the days of T.J. “Warren Peace” Warren being marginalized finally come to an end? Teej has gotten 41, 36, and 40 minutes in the last three games. Those are not the minutes totals of a player who is being marginalized. Those are the minutes totals of a player who has finally earned the trust…

T.J. Warren 25 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

Stop marginalizing T.J. Warren right now. It’s been better the last few games, but I had been getting quite annoyed at Mr. Kokoskov for the way he was treating Warren, who, don’t forget, is a walking bucket. A literal bucket with legs, walking around downtown Phoenix. He was this close to averaging 20 last year,…

Deandre Ayton 20 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2018)

Deandre Ayton has been as advertised. He’s a walking, talking double-double. 8 double-doubles out of 12 games. Double-doubles are pretty much ignored in the NBA nowadays (I think I’ve typed the words “double-double” more often in this paragraph than my last 1000 paragraphs combined), but they’re still cool. 10 rebounds isn’t really that hard to…

T.J. Warren 29 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2018)

I managed to get this video done during the timeouts/quarter breaks of the very fun (for me) Bucks vs. Warriors game. I’m having a hard time thinking about anything other than how awesome the Bucks are right now, but that doesn’t mean I’m not hyped for Warren. The Suns lost in horrendous fashion, but who…

Mikal Bridges 14 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (11/4/2018)

It’s time to take Ryan Anderson out behind the arena, gently lower him into a dumpster as he weakly protests, close the lid, put a tire on it, and wait for the elements to do their thing. That might take a while in Phoenix, so if they want to borrow a Milwaukee dumpster so that…

Isaiah Canaan 19 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2018)

Now seems like a good time to remind people that Isaiah Canaan was 15th in total made three-pointers in the 2015-16 season. He would’ve been higher, but he sat out the last few as the 76ers were in the deepest throes of tanking. To reiterate: Canaan, who is just a guy, was one of the…

Mikal Bridges 16 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (10/31/2018)

I came into this highlight-making excursion wanting to find out exactly how “Mikal” is supposed to be pronounced, and I left it not much closer to my goal. I thought it would just be pronounced “Michael”, you know, like normal, but apparently it’s not, because that variation was not uttered even one time that I…

Elie Okobo 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (10/28/2018)

Before we get into how great it is that Elie Okobo (a second-round Euro rookie) put up 18 and 7 this early in his career, I want to apologize for two things. Thing numero uno: the Suns commentators are still apparently doing that “proud to own the three point zone” thing that Fulton Homes (who…