Shannon “Shan-Wow” Brown is known in NBA circles primarily for his ability to jump off the ground really high and put an orange ball into a ring. More observant NBA fans will notice that he is also very fond of throwing an orange ball from a great distance into the same ring. What I wonder…
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Jared Dudley 22 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2012)
Imagine the searing hate that Jared Dudley holds for his teammates. While Dudley operates as an extremely efficient shooter with an unstoppable three-ball, the lumbering troglodytic schlubs who surround him fail to have any positive impact on the court. Super Cool Beas is more like Super Suck Beas, Gortat is a whiner, Dragic isn’t Steve…
Read MoreMichael Beasley 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/8/2012)
The Phoenix Suns sure love stocking up on crappy lottery picks. Wesley Johnson, Sebastian Telfair, Channing Frye. Am I missing anybody? Oh yeah, Michael Beasley. Bane of my fantasy team (I know, I know, fantasy basketball is stupid, blame peer pressure). Beasley is bad this year. So why am I doing highlights of him? I…
Read MoreGoran Dragic 21 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights 11/12/2012
The Slovenian Superstar only needed three quarters of work to accumulate some nice stats, 21 points and 7 assists, including 4 threes. Also he had a nice oop to his European friend Marcin Gortat, proving once again that Slovenia and Poland are bros for life.
Read MoreMarcin Gortat 23 Points 7 blocks Full Highlights (11/7/2012)
The Polish Hammer comes down hard, putting up 23 points and obliterating SEVEN shots out of the hands and minds of the mewling Bobkitten opposition. I would be scared too if I was going up against a seven-foot-tall member of the Polish mafia. Marcin Gortat jest najlepszy! Polska na zawsze!!!!!
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