Portland Trailblazers – Page 24

Mason Plumlee 19 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2016)

Can we go back to the Mason Plumlee of his rookie year where all he did was catch lobs? More importantly, why don’t the selfish guards in Portland want to throw him lobs? It’s cool that he wants to shoot jumpers and stuff, but really, he should be using his superior athleticism to beast on…

Mason Plumlee 18 Points/6 Assists/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/12/2016)

In my not-very-humble-at-all opinion, Mason Plumlee should not be allowed to shoot jumpers in-game. Ever. You will see a few successful attempts in this video, but they are vastly outnumbered by the jumpers you didn’t see because they didn’t go in. Here’s a truth bomb for you: Mason’s free throw looks like absolute garbage. Just…

Maurice Harkless 23 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2016)

I didn’t even realize it was happening, but Moe Harkless has turned himself into somewhat of a scorer, and is the third-leading points-getter on the Blazers. You can’t yet call him a “go-to scorer”, and you probably can’t even call him a “scorer” since he’s only getting thirteen points per game, but you could call…

Maurice Harkless 19 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2016)

I never thought I’d say this, but I miss Mike & Mike, the old Blazers commentators. They were homers to the most homerific extent possible, they had no knowledge of the NBA outside of Portland, and the older one was definitely showing signs of Alzheimer’s, but at least they never said stupid things like “Mo…

Mason Plumlee 19 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2016)

MASON PLUMLEE JUMPSHOT ALERT! MASON PLUMLEE JUMPSHOT ALERT! MASON PLUMLEE MADE A JUMPSHOT! ALERT ALERT ALERT Concurrent with the Jumpshot Alert is a MASON PLUMLEE NO DUNKS ALERT effective right now. MASON PLUMLEE NO DUNKS ALERT! MASON PLUMLEE NO DUNKS ALERT! MASON PLUMLEE DOES NOT DUNK IN THIS VIDEO! ALERT ALERT ALERT You will have…

Ed Davis 14 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2016)

I thought I was going crazy. I had already checked myself in to the mental asylum and everything and was settling down in my padded room, preparing to live out the rest of my life surrounded by similarly-afflicted crazies like in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest or something. The reason for my assumed mental…

Meyers Leonard 14 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2016)

Normally I would be hesitant to make a video of Meyers Leonard scoring just fourteen points. That’s not very many for a guy with a reasonable amount of offensive skill, a guy whose totals are usually limited by the minutes he plays more than anything else. But I had to make this video because I…

Evan Turner 19 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2016)

Man, if these are the usual shots that Evan Turner takes, I can see why he is having a horrible year offensively. It makes for good highlights, I guess, all these contested midrange jumpers, but it doesn’t make for good percentages. Who does he think he is, DeMar DeRozan? Turner’s poor play means his huge…

Jake Layman 9 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (11/9/2016)

Jake Layman had easily located the home locker room in the Staples Center. By pretending to be a new member of the Clippers’ training staff who had gotten lost in the arena, a security guard had given him step-by-step directions. Now, he pushed open the door and went inside. The main locker area was empty,…

Maurice Harkless 20 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2016)

I’m still mad at how easily the Orlando Magic gave up on Mo Harkless. That was a while ago now, so my timeline may be all bungled up, but I’m pretty sure Jacque-off Vaughn was involved in some way. “Oh, sorry Mo, you’re not producing because we’re not giving you any minutes at all, wow…