Portland Trailblazers – Page 25

C.J. McCollum 33 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2016)

Do the Trailblazers even need anyone besides C.J. McCollum and Damian Lillard to be good at all? Just have those dudes take turns taking shots, surround them with some defenders who don’t need the ball and BAM you look up at the scoreboard, the game is over, and Portland wins. Again. I am not overreacting…

C.J. McCollum Career High 37 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2016)

I’m suffering a bit of a break from reality right now. Nothing to do about it, I’m just going to have to ride this one out, clinging to my sanity like a rock-climber dangling from a precipice. Watch this video. Everything seems normal, correct? Just normal highlights of C.J. McCollum tying a career-high with 37…

Jake Layman 17 Points/5 Threes Blazers Debut Full Highlights (11/1/2016)

Jake Layman snuck towards the visitor’s locker room after the game. It was actually pretty easy to avoid security personnel if you knew all the back ways and unused corridors. In no time at all, he was there; he entered brazenly, not caring which Warriors player saw him. The target of Jake’s quest was facing…

Maurice Harkless 21 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (10/27/2016)

Moe Harkless is carving out a niche for himself as a hustly-type small forward who can’t really shoot but can score around the basket sometimes and throw down sick slams more than sometimes. If the Blazers ever want to be contenders with Lillard and McCollum, they’ll probably need to find an upgrade for Mo Flow,…

C.J. McCollum 25 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2016)

One of my biggest regrets in life (other than letting it all fall apart with my beautiful Jennifer) is not making a C.J. McCollum midrangeilation for last season. By the time I realized that I wanted to make such a video, it was too late. Because that time was just now. Just now I am…

Noah Vonleh 11 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2016)

You know how long I waited to do Noah Vonleh highlights last season? I’ll tell you: THE ENTIRE FRICKIN’ DURATION OF SAID SEASON! He showed some flashes (maybe just one flash, actually) at the end of his tenure with the Hornets, so I thought that a new team, a new atmosphere, and a starting gig…

Damian Lillard All 229 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Three-ilation Part II)

Neil Olshey had, after sixteen straight hours of driving, stopped at a motel somewhere in Colorado. The promise of a bed was very tempting to Damian, but the prospect of sleeping in the same room as a man who kept murmuring “tie him up” and “punish him” in reference to a former teammate was anything…

Damian Lillard All 229 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Three-ilation Part I)

Damian Lillard was packing up all his personal items from his locker at the Moda Center when he was interrupted by a familiar voice from behind him. “Dame, can you help me out for a second?” Annoyed that he was probably going to lose an hour out of his afternoon, Damian rolled his eyes before…

Allen Crabbe 20 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (5/11/2016)

So, Allen “Crabbey Patty” Crabbe proved himself to be a competent scorer this season after not really proving himself to be one during his first two seasons. Given his value as a bench scorer/fringe starter, which category does he fall under when it comes to the Blazers’ future plans? A) Core piece, max contract B)…

C.J. McCollum 24 Points Full Highlights (5/9/2016)

The Blazers were one “Angry Stephen Curry Who’s Pissed Off About His Injury And Is Going To Dominate In Overtime” away from tying up this series against the Warriors. Now they’re down 3-1 and is it probably safe for me to say that their goose is cooked. I won’t say that a goose has never…