OFFICIAL STEVEN ADAMS DUNKS IN THIS VIDEO POWER RANKINGS: 1. 0:49 – He just rode Hassan Whiteside like a horse all the way to the rim and then made the stanky face. A decade from now when future people are making their holographic Steven Adams career mixes for HoloTube, this dunk will be shown in…
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Langston Galloway 20 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2016)
OFFICIAL POSSIBLE EXPLANATIONS FOR THE BANDAGE ON LANGSTON GALLOWAY’S HEAD POWER RANKINGS 1. Got caught in a portal between two dimensions and was literally ripped into pieces by the chaotic maelstrom of the timevoid 2. Got headbutted by an ostrich 3. Punched a fire extinguisher (with his head) 3a. Punched Kristaps Porzingis 4. Jumped in…
Read MoreJarell Martin 13 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2016)
OFFICIAL FATTEST PLAYERS ON THE GRIZZLIES POWER RANKINGS: 1. Jarell Martin 2. Zach Randolph 3. Marc Gasol 4. Chandler Parsons 5. Tony Allen 6. JaMychal Green 7. Toney “Baloney” Douglas [POWER GAP] 9001. Troy Daniels All clips property of the NBA. No copyright infringement is intended.
Read MoreDavid Lee 15 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2016)
OFFICIAL REASONS FOR WHY DAVID LEE’S POSTER DUNK ON KELLY OLYNYK WASN’T AS GOOD AS YOU THINK POWER RANKINGS 1. It was against his former team the Celtics, so of course you would expect him to play with intensity and with the aim of dunking all over them 2. It was a white guy dunking….
Read MoreDevin Booker 24 Points/1 Ejection Full Highlights (11/16/2016)
OFFICIAL WAYS TO GET EJECTED POWER RANKINGS 1. Punch an opposing player 2. Punch a ref 3. Punch your own coach 4. Punch a teammate 5. Punch a fan 6. Punch an opposing coach 7. Lie down on the scorer’s table, put on headphones, get beer splashed on you, run into the stands, punch the…
Read MoreMarquese Chriss 16 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (11/12/2016)
OFFICIALS WAYS TO PRONOUNCE MARQUESE CHRISS’ FIRST NAME POWER RANKINGS 1. Mar-queasy 2. Mar-queece 3. Mar-cheese 4. Mar-quizz 5. M’-arr-queeze 6. Mar-keece 7. Mark-say 8. Mar-coo-ease 9. Mare-quayse 10. Tyrus Thomas
Read MoreJoel Embiid 25 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2016)
OFFICIAL THINGS THAT DTB HATES IN HIGHLIGHT VIDEOS POWER RANKINGS 1. Too many free throws 2. Lame assists from non-PGs 3. Replays of things that aren’t replay worthy 4. Extended shots of individual crowd members 5. DeMar DeRozan 6. Post-ups that take too long 7. Too many layups —POWER GAP— 9001. Joel Embiid not shooting…
Read MoreJordan Clarkson 25 Points Full Highlights (10/26/2016)
OFFICIAL “NEXT KOBE” ON THE LAKERS POWER RANKINGS 1. Jordan Clarkson. This guy definitely has the scoring skills to be the next Kobe for the Lakers. That’s not to say he’ll be as good as Kobe, just that he’ll adequately fill the role of “scoring SG” for the team. There is even a ready-built nickname…
Read MoreGeorge Hill 19 Points Jazz Debut Full Highlights (10/25/2016)
“…OFFICIAL MOST UNEXPECTED THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN IN THE 2016-17 NBA SEASON POWER RANKINGS” “1. Anthony Bennett will average eight points per game. This is because the Nets will be garbage. The Nets’ garbageness will surprise nobody, but Anthony Bustett managing to bumble his way into a large number of double-digit scoring games should bamboozle…
Read MoreAlonzo Gee All 65 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
Maybe you’ve noticed, maybe you haven’t, but for the past few weeks there’s been some guy commenting on all my videos asking for an Alonzo Gee dunkilation. I don’t know if he’s joking or not. On one hand, Gee is an impressive dunker who deserves to feature in highlight videos. On the other hand, it’s…
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