OFFICIAL GIANNIS DATING TIPS POWER RANKINGS 1. Drink lots of smoothies before, during, and after the date. If you don’t you’ll just be nervous the entire time. 2. If possible, date someone who can make you smoothies. Even better if they know what your preferred smoothie flavors are (strawberry banana in case you were wondering)….
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Willie Cauley-Stein All 81 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
Willie Cauley-Stein is already a good player. For a rookie who never was supposed to have much offensive game, to reach a DeAndre Jordan 0.2 level after just one season is remarkable. It’s doubly surprising because all this happened while he was playing on the Kings, the franchise notorious for ruining young players and forever…
Read MoreMyles Turner 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/21/2016)
OFFICIAL THINGS TO CALL THAT BIT OF HAIR STICKING UP ON MYLES TURNER’S HEAD IN THE THUMBNAIL POWER RANKINGS 1. Hair Erection 2. Cranium Boner 3. Pineapple Antenna 4. Praise to God 5. That Bit of Hair Sticking Up 6. Knibbly Knob
Read MoreRamon Sessions 21 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (4/11/2016)
OFFICIAL WAYS IN WHICH THIS VIDEO IS LAME POWER RANKINGS: 1. Ramon Sessions 2. Layups 3. Not enough jumpers 3a. No jumpers period 4. Too many assists 5. Commentators are bored 6. Nets don’t play defense 7. Sessions once had 24 assists in one game 8. No dunks 9. The Wizards 10. The Nets [POWER…
Read MoreRobert Covington Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2016)
OFFICIAL NBA FOREHEAD WRINKLES POWER RANKINGS 1. Robert Covington 2. Uh… Devin Booker? 3. I don’t even know I just thought it would be funny to point out how expressive Robert Covington’s forehead wrinkles are and I didn’t really think this whole thing through and I just wanted people to laugh and have fun at…
Read MoreJ.J. Barea 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/25/2016)
OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS FROM US UNINCORPORATED TERRITORIES POWER RANKINGS: 1. Tim Duncan (US Virgin Islands) 2. J.J. Barea (Puerto Rico or Mexico) 3. Is Raja Bell still around? 4. What about Carlos Arroyo
Read MoreRyan Anderson 29 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2016)
OFFICIAL 2015 NBA BEST DIRK-STYLE FADEAWAY SHOOTERS POWER RANKINGS 1. Ryan Anderson 2. Dirk Nowitzki ……. 467. Kendrick Perkins
Read MoreJason Terry 15 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2016)
OFFICIAL OLD NBA PLAYERS POWER RANKINGS [RANKED BY HOW GOOD THEY ARE RIGHT NOW] 1. Dirk Nowitzki 2. Tim Duncan 3. Manu Ginobili 4. Kobe Bryant 5. Paul Pierce [POWER GAP] 6. Vince Carter 7. Jason Terry 8. Andre Miller [POWERER GAP] 9. Rasual Butler???? 10. Pablo Prigioni 11. Chris Andersen 12. Metta World Peace…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 27 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2016)
OFFICIAL TWENTY PPG SCORERS RANKED BY HOW MUCH PEOPLE CARE ABOUT THEM POWER RANKINGS 1. Stephen Curry 2. LeBron James 3. Kevin Durant 4. Russell Westbrook 5. James Harden 6. Anthony Davis 7. Carmelo Anthony 8. Blake Griffin [POWER GAP] 9. DeMarcus Cousins 10. Jimmy Butler 11. Damian Lillard 12. Andrew Wiggins 13. Paul George…
Read MoreLarry Nance Jr. 17 Points Full Highlights (12/27/2015)
OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS WHOSE LAST NAMES ARE ALSO TERMS FOR HOMOSEXUAL MALES POWER RANKINGS 1. Larry Nance 2. Rudy Gay
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