OFFICIAL TYLERS OF THE NBA POWER RANKINGS 1. Tyler Honeycutt (this dude has so much upside I swear to god) 2. Tyler Johnson 3. Tyler Hansbrough (what even happened to him) 4. Tyler Ulis 5. Tyler Zeller 6. Tyler Ennis —-BONUS TYLER—- 7. Jeremy Tyler
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Donatas Motiejunas 13 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2017)
OFFICIAL THINGS THAT DESTROYED DONATAS MOTIEJUNAS’ CAREER POWER RANKINGS: 1. Contract impasse with Rockets that resulted in D-Mo becoming a free agent after turning down a $30 million offer 2. Pistons fabricating a failed physical because they got cold feet when they traded for D-Mo 3. Pelicans trading for DeMarcus Cousins 4. Too many donuts…
Read MoreTyler Johnson 24 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2017)
OFFICIAL JOHNSONS OF THE NBA POWER RANKINGS 1. James Johnson 2. Tyler Johnson 3. Joe Johnson 4. Amir Johnson 5. Stanley Johnson 6. Wesley Johnson 7. Brice Johnson As evidenced by the above power rankings, which are official, the Miami Heat have the biggest and best Johnsons of any NBA team, while the Clippers have…
Read MoreJarell Eddie 13 Points Suns Debut Full Highlights (3/19/2017)
OFFICIAL WAYS I THOUGHT YOU COULD SPELL JARELL EDDIE’S FIRST NAME POWER RANKINGS 2017 EDITION 1. Jarrelle 2. Jarl 3. Jherel 4. Djarel 5. Djarell 6. Jerell 7. Garel POWER GAP 23. Jerbil POWER-ER GAP 43. Jarell
Read MoreManu Ginobili 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/8/2017)
The Spurs somehow came back from 28 points down against the Kings while not being able to utilize the services of LaMarcus Aldridge (“fake star”) and Kawhi Leonard (“real star”). Having not watched the game or even any highlights from the game, I have made a power rankings of probable causes for the Spurs’ spirited…
Read MoreJaMychal Green 20 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2017)
OFFICIAL WAYS TO SPELL “JAMYCHAL” POWER RANKINGS 1. JaMychal 2. Jermichael 3. Jamichael 4. Jamychel 5. Jamichal 6. JeMichael 7. JaMychael [POWER GAP] 8. Jermycheal 9. Jemichyal 10. Jah’Michael [POWER ABYSS] 11. Tyrus Thomas
Read MoreMarquese Chriss 17 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (2/24/2017)
OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS MARQUESE CHRISS WANTS TO FIGHT POWER RANKINGS 1. Kristaps Porzingis 2. Bobby Portis [POWER GAP] 9001. Metta World Peace
Read MoreIvica Zubac 15 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2017)
OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS POWER RANKINGS* 1. Alex Abrines 2. Quincy Acy 3. Steven Adams 4. Aaron Afflalo 5. Alexis Ajinca —POWER GAP— 408. Down ToBuck —POWEREST GAP— 459. Paul Zipser 460. Ivica Zubac Sorry Lakers fans, this official ranking of NBA players doesn’t look good for your man Ivica Zubac. Nothing to be done about…
Read MoreJames Johnson 20 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2017)
OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS BORN IN WYOMING POWER RANKINGS 1. James Johnson. By far the Wyomingite with the longest…longevity in the league. Also the only modern NBA player from Wyoming – the rest of these guys are seriously old-school. This is like the most hipster power rankings ever because you’ve never heard of any of them….
Read MoreSteven Adams 18 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2017)
OFFICIAL KIWI NBA PLAYERS ALL-TIME POWER RANKINGS 1. Steven Adams. I don’t want to throw around terms like “top ten center” or “DeAndre Jordan 2.0 with better hair” but since I just typed them I guess I’m throwing them around now. Let’s just put it this way: New Zealand’s flag is going to have a…
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