“Hey Arron, check out this new track I’m working on.” Arron Afflalo looked across the aisle of the bus to see Derrick Williams hard at work on his laptop. “That’s cool man, I’m good,” he answered. He had heard rumors around the league about Derrick and his odd fondness for certain types of electronic music….
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Derrick Williams All 64 Dunks Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Dunkilation)
Rudy Gay had given up hope long ago. Here, in Derrick Williams’ dungeon, there was no such thing as hope. There was only dubstep. Dubstep composed by the corrupted brain of the one who had adopted the moniker “Professor Dubbenstein”. There was no respite from the hellish noise which echoed throughout the underground chamber nor…
Read MoreBen McLemore 18 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (2/3/2015)
“It’s his dubstep!” Rudy Gay had screamed. “He’s always tricking people into listening to it and it sucks!” Ben McLemore was occupying his usual place in the corner of the dungeon. His captor had relented and allowed the captives to be fed the most meager of rations; however, Ben’s moldy bread remained untouched. He could…
Read MoreDerrick Williams 18 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (12/2/2014)
Derrick Williams greeted his teammates at the door. “Thank you guys for coming! There’s nothing better than chilling with all my friends!” A large group of Sacramento Kings players followed him into the house. “So, where’s the party?” Ramon Sessions asked, looking around for other visitors to Derrick’s abode. “Oh, it’s just going to be…
Read MoreBen McLemore 19 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2014)
Ben McLemore, last on board the team plane, scanned his eyes down the aisle, looking for a seat. He wanted to sit next to fellow rookie Ray, but that seat was taken up by Craig, the video coordinator. In fact, there was only one seat left, and it was next to the person he least…
Read MoreDerrick Williams 26 Points/12 Rebounds Full Highlights (2/28/2014)
“Damn, where’s D’Will? He certainly would want to go clubbing with us if he only knew of our intentions,” Reggie Evans said, looking around for signs of his teammate, then down at his phone. “My texts aren’t going through. He must have changed his number. Who wants to go look for him?” The assembled teammates…
Read MoreDerrick Williams 14 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (1/10/2014)
“Hey, somebody should go find Derrick,” DeMarcus Cousins announced. “He’s not responding my texts, but he’s always down for some clubbing, and we shouldn’t go without him.” Rudy Gay stood up. “I can look around for him. This arena’s not that big, there’s not many places where he could reasonably be.” ———————————– “Derrick! Derrick!” Rudy…
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