Purple Hield Statue – Page 2

Buddy Hield 34 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (2/2/2019)

A week ago, my whole computational situation changed drastically for the better. Buddy, who is a 12-foot-tall 3D-printed purple plastic naked statue of Buddy Hield who has somehow had life breathed into his plasticky body, fashioned a new graphics card for my computer out of spare circuitry I had lying around. This thing chews up…

Buddy Hield 26 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2019)

There are both upsides and downsides to living with a sentient twelve-foot-tall 3D-printed naked purple plastic figurine of Buddy Hield that you ordered online for $3,000 but must have entered the wrong dimensions for on the order form. The upside is that you have a friend who understands you and is always loyal and will,…

Buddy Hield 35 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (1/19/2019)

Unfortunately, I wasn’t actually watching the conclusion of this game live. I had no reason to think the Pistons would squander their lead, and the Pistons themselves are at the very bottom of teams I want to waste my time watching, so, while I regret missing Buddy Hield’s heroics, I don’t exactly regret missing the…

Buddy Hield 24 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2019)

The media coverage has died down a bit since me and Buddy (who is not the real Buddy Hield, but a 12-foot-tall purple plastic 3D-printed naked replica of him who has somehow gained sentience) killed a bunch of people in the middle of the night in a zoo parking lot. I didn’t actually kill anybody…

Buddy Hield 32 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (1/5/2019)

I swear, my 12-foot-tall 3D-printed purple plastic naked statue of Buddy Hield who has somehow gained sentience is getting smarter by the day. I wouldn’t think he would get smarter just by hanging out in my apartment and watching cute animal videos on YouTube (today he spent about three hours giggling at that video of…

Buddy Hield 29 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2019)

For the past few days, I’ve just been trying to forget about the fact that I am the target of a statewide manhunt. Well, I’m technically not the primary target. That would be Buddy, my 12-foot-tall sentient 3D-printed naked purple plastic statue of Buddy Hield that I ordered online for $3,000 bucks over a year…

Buddy Hield 28 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2018)

The aftermath of my nighttime zoo excursion with Buddy, my 12-foot-tall sentient naked purple 3D-printed purple plastic statue of Buddy Hield, that had the stated goal of petting the cute goats but ended with Buddy killing five different dudes, was overall easy to deal with. That’s because I adopted an “I did nothing wrong” mantra,…

Buddy Hield 28 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2018)

When I woke up the next morning, I did what I usually do, which is scratch my ass, throw on some clothes, put a little bit of food and water in Japurri’s bowls (he doesn’t shut up until I do that for him) and trundle to my computer to get started on the day’s activities…

Buddy Hield 28 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2018)

The whole ride back from the zoo, Buddy kept giggling happily to himself, thinking about the little goats he had seen there. Since he’s just a 3D-printed plastic figurine, albeit 12-feet-tall, it should have been disconcerting that he was making noise and moving on his own, but I’ve long ago accepted the fact that my…

Buddy Hield Career High 37 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/19/2018)

The sirens were getting louder and I knew that we had to get out of that zoo parking lot before we were found there. I turned that van and started driving towards the exit, taking care to avoid the mutilated bodies that littered the pavement, but it then occurred to me that, by leaving via…