Tag: Richaun Holmes

I still maintain that Richaun “Rich Holmie Chaun” Holmes can offer all the same stuff the Joel Embiid does. He can hit the threes (not this year, but last year he could). He can dunk. He can block shots. With Embiid out because he memed too hard on Twitter, Holmes gets to prove that my…

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There needs to be more hype around Richaun Homes. He already has the perfect nickname (Rich Holmie Chaun), which is like the first step to getting a lot of hype. The second step is playing really well, and that step has already been accomplished by Chaun. So he’s already got the first two steps down,…

Fact: Richaun Holmes provides 50% of the funness that Joel Embiid did at a fraction of the injury risk. Fact: Dario Saric provides 50% of the funness that Ben Simmons will at a fraction of the injury risk. Those two facts, their factuality combined, mean that there is no reason that you shouldn’t be watching…

Is it bad that I continue to utilize the “Rich Holmie Chaun” nickname for Richaun Holmes when I barely understand what it’s referencing? My knowledge of rap artists is minimal, and even that is an exaggeration. I didn’t know who Rich Homie Quan was until I looked up the reference because the 76ers Twitter used…

Who even needs Joel Embiid when you have a guy who does all the same things and isn’t a walking injury report? No one, that’s who, and especially not the Sixers. He shoots threes, he dunks, he blocks the bejabbers out of people, it’s all there. People aren’t quite as hyped for Richaun Holmes as…

Well, the 76ers suck again. It was a fun little run where they were winning a bunch of games and Joel Embiid was providing Twitter bantz and they still had Nerlens Noel and Ersan Ilyasova. Now their roster is back to being garbage since they don’t have any of their three best players from that…

If you’re a Sixers fan, you have to look at the silver lining of the injury cloud that obscures every aspect of your favored franchise. It’s there, believe me, it might be razor-thin, but that god-damn silver lining is there and you have to look at it, otherwise you end up staring into the black…