Since the Sacramento Kings don’t seem to be interested in selling plush toys that are purple foxes with a fluffy bundle of black yarn for hair (to match the real-life De’Aaron Fox), I’ve gone into business making them myself. I’m pretty sure that it’s illegal for me to use Fox’s likeness without his express permission,…
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Bogdan Bogdanovic 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/4/2019)
Bogdan Bogdanovic was definitely NOT going to qualify for a highlight video until he picked up an additional assist and additional bucket in the final two minutes of the game. It would be one thing if the game had been close and his steady, Serbian on-court presence was required to guide his team to victory,…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 26 Points Full Highlights (3/31/2019)
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Read MoreMarvin Bagley 20 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2019)
Well, it’s official. The playoffs aren’t happening for the Sacramento Kings. It seems like just yesterday that they started off the season hot and looked like they would finally end their decade-plus playoff drought. However, it wasn’t a wasted season. The Kings ended another drought, and that was the “look like a competent team” drought,…
Read MoreBogdan Bogdanovic 24 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/30/2019)
I’m sensing a severe and sudden downturn in the amount of hype Bogdan Bogdanovic is receiving. He still has a lot of fans, a whole countryful in fact, but when it comes to popularity in America, he’s trending down. The reason is simple: he just hasn’t improved noticeably over last year. Meanwhile, someone like Nikola…
Read MoreDe’Aaron Fox 25 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (3/28/2019)
If the Sacramento Kings aren’t taking advantage of De’Aaron Fox’s last name by creating and selling a Kings-branded, purple-colored fox plushie with a firework of black hair on its head, I’m going to be over here SMHing my head because of their lack of business sense. If there’s one rule in marketing, it’s that human…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 27 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2019)
Today I overcame my fear and plugged in the custom cryptocurrency mining hardware that Buddy made for me. Buddy is my 12-foot-tall 3D-printed naked purple plastic statue of Buddy Hield and he’s basically a genius the likes of which could go toe-to-toe intellectually with any of the greatest thinkers of our time. One of the…
Read MoreMarvin Bagley 25 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2019)
Maybe I’m dumb, or maybe my knowledge of big men past and present is deficient, but I’ve been sitting here for AT LEAST two minutes and I’m not coming up with a good player comparison for Marvin Bagley. The closest I’ve come is Shawn Marion, but I don’t know if that’s a very good one….
Read MoreBuddy Hield 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/23/2019)
Yesterday, I told Buddy (my twelve-foot-tall 3D-printed purple plastic naked sentient statue of Buddy Hield that I mistakenly ordered from a custom 3D-printing place over a year ago) that he should invent his own cryptocurrency. The reason I told him to do that is so that we can do a “soft test” of his custom-designed…
Read MoreMarvin Bagley 22 Points/4 Blocks/3 Threes Full Highlights (3/21/2019)
What I really want to do right now is find comments from Kings fans after some disappointing preseason game for Marvin Bagley and post the comments so that others can ridicule their lack of faith. In fairness to them, the Kings have given their fans very little reason to not assume the absolute worst in…
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