San Antonio Spurs – Page 14

Rudy Gay 21 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2018)

I’m struggling to understand how Rudy “Not This Guy” Gay, at age 32 (an age where he should be declining), is posting the most efficient season of his career by far. And when I say “by far”, I should actually say “BY FAR” in all caps because he has completely discarded the low-efficiency volume-scoring days…

Davis Bertans 16 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2018)

Davis Bertans is actually surprisingly close to becoming a member of the 50/40/90 club. He’s at 46% on three-pointers this season and 92% on free throws. That’s two of the three requirements already met, and one could argue that those are the most difficult requirements. He’s shooting a paltry 49% from the field, so he…

Marco Belinelli 17 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2018)

Marco “Casus Beli” Belinelli might have gotten a little overrated from his stint with the 76ers. He was good for them, definitely, but his reputation got inflated by some of those crazy shots he hit in the playoffs. We all know that tough shots are the shots he makes a living off of, but when…

Rudy Gay 21 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2018)

I would like to remind everyone that this is the same Rudy Gay (not some sort of impostor) who, while in the midst of a big shooting slump, BANNED boxscores from the Raptors locker room. I don’t know how he enforced the ban, like if he had rookies acting as contraband agents, but the ban…

Bryn Forbes 24 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2018)

Bryn “Forbclosure” Forbes needs a better nickname than “Forbclosure” which I just came up with and it sucks, and it also needs to be better than “Sparty”, because you can’t just randomly decide that Forbes, out of all the Michigan State Spartans that have played in the NBA, gets to be the one with the…

Rudy Gay 23 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2018)

OFFICIAL TEAMS WHO HAVE ATTEMPTED THE MOST MIDRANGE SHOTS POWER RANKINGS 1. San Antonio Spurs (712) 2. Golden State Warriors (635) 3. Cleveland Cavaliers (560) [POWER GAP] 29. Milwaukee Bucks (154) 30. Houston Rockets (124) The Spurs’ position at the top of that list should surprise nobody. They have two of the most prodigious midrange…

Rudy Gay 31 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2018)

Rudy “Not This Guy” Gay, for this one game, was PRIME Rudy Gay. Whether or not that is a good thing is up to the viewer to decide, but I will guide the formation of your opinion by providing my own opinion: prime Rudy Gay was an alright player. Just alright. He had shortcomings which…

Jakob Poeltl 20 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2018)

Jakob Poeltl was staring at his locker, looking for the second sock of a pair (the first sock being already on his foot), when a hazy apparition appeared in front of him. As Jakob watched with astonishment, it slowly coalesced and gained form until it took the unmistakable shape of a human. The spirit-cloud was…

Quincy Pondexter 13 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2018)

The last time I made a Quincy Pondexter highlight video was on April 18, 2015. Pondexter was playing for the Pelicans during the first-round sweep at the hands of the Warriors. For some reason, he played 36 minutes in the first game, scoring twenty points. Then, poof. He was gone. For two years, Pondexter was…

Jakob Poeltl 14 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2018)

San Antonio is, in the eyes of the public, the best place for Euro role-players to go if they want to jumpstart their career. So, if any of them even noticed that Jakob Poeltl went southward (way southward), they probably thought “Oh, Pop will turn him into a double-double machine, not like I have any…