After watching Davis Bertans shoot three-pointers in this video I have decided that I am going to devote the rest of my life to seeking out, consuming, and disseminating video clips of him doing that very thing. I didn’t know a big guy could shoot it so purely. Is it because he doesn’t have ACL’s…
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David Lee 18 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2017)
Somehow David Lee scored 18 points on 8-of-8 shooting earlier this month and I totally overlooked it. I have already fired the guy who gets paid minimum wage to tell me which videos I should be making and am back to doing it myself (good help is so hard to find these days), but to…
Read MoreManu Ginobili 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/8/2017)
The Spurs somehow came back from 28 points down against the Kings while not being able to utilize the services of LaMarcus Aldridge (“fake star”) and Kawhi Leonard (“real star”). Having not watched the game or even any highlights from the game, I have made a power rankings of probable causes for the Spurs’ spirited…
Read MoreDewayne Dedmon 17 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2017)
When I watch Dewayne Dedmon, I get reminded of a certain great Bucks center. I’ll give you one guess as to which one. Take your time, don’t blindly rush into an answer. Hint 1: it’s not Miles Plumlee. Hint 2: it’s not Kareem. Man, you’re just swinging all over the place here! Hint 3: the…
Read MoreJonathon Simmons 18 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2017)
Frankly, I would reserve the nickname “The Juice” for a player who is obviously using steroids. It’s like calling a player “The ‘Roid” or “Gym Candy”. I don’t know what it refers to in Simmons’ case since it doesn’t seem to me like he’s using steroids, but whatever it’s a reference to (perhaps his love…
Read MoreManu Ginobili 18 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2017)
Since I have already determined through my intrepid journalistic investigations that Manu Ginobili is regularly supplied fresh bodies by terrifying entities from an otherworldly realm that he accesses through a cursed stained-glass window in his home, we know that there’s no reason for him to retire any time soon. Why retire when your body is…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 17 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2017)
Here’s something I just noticed: if you combine Davis Bertan’s two names, you get “Beavis”. Coincidence? You be the (Mike) judge. Here’s another thing that I have noticed for a while but am just now sharing: Kristaps Porzingis’ status as the most hyped Latvian player on this channel is in serious danger. Porzingis, who is…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 12 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2017)
This is the next frightening stage of Davis Bertans’ metamorphosis: he can now shoot step-back threes as well as pull-ups off the dribble. No longer does he need to stand stationary in one spot and wait for the ball to get passed to him; he can now receive the ball wherever he happens to be…
Read MoreKyle Anderson 14 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (1/23/2017)
Not only is this game Kyle Anderson’s season high, it’s also one off his career high of fifteen. I don’t know if I should be impressed that he had such a relatively good performance, or disappointed that fourteen points is an exceptionally large amount of points for him. Maybe I’m feeling both those things. Anderson…
Read MorePatty Mills 20 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2017)
Patty Mills has been with the Spurs for 6 seasons now. That’s a long time to be content with a 20-minute or less bench role. A LONG time. I’m sure he’s thought about what it would be like to have his own team, his own team where he can get 35 minutes and shoot it…
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