San Antonio Spurs – Page 24

Dejounte Murray 14 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/21/2017)

For the second straight day, I am undermined by the NBA’s lax allocation of assists. At 2:10 in this video, a player who is clearly not Dejounte Murray passes the ball to Kawhi Leonard, who takes a few dribbles and then shoots a three. The merits of even awarding an assist for that play are…

Dejounte Murray Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2017)

Ha! Hahahaha! All those times Dejounte Murray scored 10 points, and I didn’t do highlights, and you all said I was being stupid, look who’s stupid now! It’s you all! Those 10-point highlights, had I done them, which I didn’t, because I had the utmost confidence in Murray’s game and prospects as a player, would…

Dewayne Dedmon 15 Points Full Highlights (1/7/2017)

Dewayne Dedmon got a late start to his basketball career, not playing until halfway through high school because his crazy Jehovah’s Witness mom didn’t want him serving two masters (the coach being the “bad” master, and God being the “good” master). If he had started in elementary school like every other normal kid, would he…

Davis Bertans 21 Points Full Highlights (1/7/2017)

After much self-consultation, I have decided to amend DownToBuck’s new highlight-making policy. Instead of doing highlights of Lithuanian players exclusively, I will showcase both Lithuanian AND Latvian players. Rejoice, fans of David Bertans/Kristaps Porzingis! I have heard your pleas, but more pertinently, I don’t even really know if Lithuania and Latvia are different places or…

Jonathon Simmons 19 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2016)

This is the first time in my nearly half-decade of highlight making that I have heard the word “naughty” used to reference a slam dunk. And I sincerely hope it is the last. “Naughty” is a word that has no place being uttered inside a place of basketball. That’s a word reserved for two things:…

Patty Mills 23 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2016)

If I hear that Spurs announcer (is he the one that everyone hates? probably) say “GOOD ON YA PATTY!!!!!!” one more time, I think I’m going to go nuts. Can’t we get Patty Mills back on the Blazers so we don’t have to hear any more patronizing Faux-stralian accents? They loved him there. I’m sure…

Manu Ginobili 17 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (12/18/2016)

I get out of my car and approach Manu Ginobili’s house. I have arranged to meet him for an interview to discuss how the Spurs are faring without Tim Duncan. I am hopeful that his insight as a teammate of Tim’s for more than a decade will provide plenty of material for future video descriptions….

Patty Mills 23 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2016)

Attention Australians: Patty Mills just had a good game, and you need to watch the highlights right now. Attention Australians: Patty Mills just had a good game, and you need to watch the highlights right now. Attention Australians: Patty Mills just had a good game, and you need to watch the highlights right now. I…

Jonathon Simmons 15 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (11/26/2016)

Idea for a new end-of-season video: a missed-dunkilation. It would be like my dunks of the year video, except instead of the dunks going in the rim the dunks would not go in the rim. Taking the dunkilation concept and turning it on it’s frickin’ head, all topsy-turvy up in here. Yet to be determined…

David Lee 15 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2016)

OFFICIAL REASONS FOR WHY DAVID LEE’S POSTER DUNK ON KELLY OLYNYK WASN’T AS GOOD AS YOU THINK POWER RANKINGS 1. It was against his former team the Celtics, so of course you would expect him to play with intensity and with the aim of dunking all over them 2. It was a white guy dunking….