Karl-Anthony Towns All 625 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Bucketilation Part V)

Karl-Anthony was first to reach the plateau. At its far end, there was indeed a fire burning in a pit, but now he could see that there was also a small wooden residence built along the one of the plateau’s sides. The full midday sun exposed its every detail even at this far distance. He…

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Karl-Anthony Towns All 625 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Bucketilation Part IV)

The swirling clouds of sand had made the way forward extremely difficult to discern. They would make incremental forward progress along what they thought was the path, only to be forced to backtrack when finding themselves surrounded by rocks on all sides. Hope of ever finding the whereabouts of the wizard while embroiled in this…

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Karl-Anthony Towns All 625 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Bucketilation Part III)

The three wayfarers reached the base of the Cloudy Mountains early the next evening, just as the sun was dipping below the horizon. Their jagged peaks, usually snow-covered but now barren, cut angrily into the sky. “What say you, old sage?” Karl-Anthony asked Kevin. “Which path shall we take? The one that lies ahead of…

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Karl-Anthony Towns All 625 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Bucketilation Part II)

Karl-Anthony bustled about his bedchamber, throwing a few articles of clothing and some non-perishable foodstuffs into a woolen sack. Ricky stood to the side, watching his king with increasing dismay. “You mean to trek to the abode of the wizard king as a common traveller? Should you not be assembling your army?” Stopping to stare…

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Karl-Anthony Towns All 625 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Bucketilation Part I)

Karl-Anthony Towns, king of the land of Minnesota, glowered as he stared at one of the windows of his hall. He was draped in a vestment made of a whole polar bear pelt, but it was too warm for him, and he cast it aside. “Not all is right with the world, Ricky,” he grumbled…

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Karl-Anthony Towns 28 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2016)

“Where did the snow go, Ricky?” asked Karl-Anthony Towns, his face pressed against the cold glass of the window, a face framed by curtains on either side. He asked this question as if making polite conversation. Outside, the once snow-covered landscape was a combination of dingy gray and muddy brown. “It’s gone, Karl. Winter is…

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Karl-Anthony Towns 24 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2015)

“Do you maybe want to open the present I got for you, Karl?” Karl-Anthony Towns stared dourly at the carefully-wrapped gift that a widely grinning Ricky Rubio held in his hands. He considered his words carefully before responding. “Before we get too hasty with the gift unwrapping, I need to just make sure of one…

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Karl-Anthony Towns 18 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (12/7/2015)

Karl-Anthony Towns looked sadly out of a window in his apartment. The sky, frustratingly, was a bright, wintery blue. “Where’s the snow, Ricky? You said there would be snow.” he whined, pressing his nose against the cold glass. Ricky Rubio’s annoyed voice came from the kitchenette. “I never promised anything, Karl, and you know that….

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Karl-Anthony Towns 28 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (10/30/2015)

Practice was over. As the Timberwolves milled around the gym, drinking their Gatorade and chatting idly amongst one another, Karl-Anthony Towns started off running towards the exit, an excited look on his face and his hastily-applied bright red scarf trailing behind him. The still assembled players could hear a faint voice emanating from the corridors…

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