Solomon Hill 21 Points Full Highlights (8/14/2020)

I just checked to see if Solomon “Hobo James Harden” Hill is still getting paid from that gigantic, unreasonable deal that the Pelicans gave him four years ago. Yep, he’s still getting paid from that deal, to the tune of more than thirteen million dollars this year. The Heat are paying him high-end starter money…

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Solomon Hill 22 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2019)

There are some players who are destined to be forgotten as soon as they stop playing. Players like Carmelo Anthony. That dude scored a ton of points and left no impact on anyone’s minds. Another example: Larry Sanders. There was once a ton of hype for him, but once he marijuanaed himself out of the…

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Solomon Hill Career High 30 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/17/2017)

Solomon Hill’s name is one that gets brought up often in conversations about the worst contracts in the NBA. And for good reason; he’s getting paid 12 million per year to be an inefficient role-player. Don’t talk to me about defense. I don’t care about defense. Box-score stats aren’t everything, but they are something, and…

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Solomon Hill 23 Points Full Highlights (2/15/2017)

Solomon Hill fooled the Pelicans into thinking he was a “3+D” guy by making 7 triples the final game of last season. Fooled them so bad that they gave him a 4-year, 48 million deal. At least when Isiah Thomas signed Jerome James to that huge deal, it was on the back of a good…

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Solomon Hill 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (4/13/2016)

This is kind of like that time Mark Madsen took seven three-pointers in the Timberwolves’ 2005-06 season finale. Except instead of missing them all like Mad Dog did, Solomon Hill made 7 of 11. But other than that minor detail, it’s basically the same scenario. I’m not even mad that Solomon suddenly became Paul George…

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Solomon Hill 15 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2016)

Solomon Hill kind of got left behind when the Pacers revamped their team to be more run-and-gun and less defensive-minded. Since Solomon is both slow and a poor shooter (thus failing to qualify as a candidate for either “running” or “gunning”), that means that his minutes have been reduced to basically nothing. An entire season…

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Solomon Hill 21 Points Full Highlights (1/7/2015)

Solomon Hill walked up to Donald Sloan after the game. He looked around furtively before asking his question. “Hey man, do you know anything about…the Hall of the Thirty-Point Scorers?” he whispered. Donald started. “You ain’t supposed to know about that place,” he whispered back furiously. “Who told you?” “You know, people…” Solomon responded vaguely….

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Solomon Hill Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2014)

It’s still early in the season, but if I had to vote now, my choice for the “craziest performance by a scrub” award would go to Solomon Hill for this 28 outburst against the Wizz. It’s not entirely unexpected; Han Solomon has been getting big minutes in relief of all the dead people on the…

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Solomon Hill 14 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2014)

I have learned my lesson. If a scrub gets a career high, but it seems likely that he will score more points than that in the near future, I refrain from putting “career high” in the video title. For example, this is Solomon Hill’s career high. Of course it is, because he never got any…

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