T.J. Warren 31 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2018)

I’m running out of adjectives to describe the way T.J. Warren gets frickin’ buckets. I did a rough count, and there’s only like 50 or so adjectives in the English language. Total. And I’ve used like 40 of them already trying to detail how Warren goes out onto the court and scores two-point field goals….

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T.J. Warren 28 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2017)

OFFICIAL TWO-POINT FIELD GOAL ATTEMPTER POWER RANKINGS 2018 EDITION 1. Russell Westbrook 2. Giannis Antetokounmpo 3. LaMarcus Aldridge 4. T.J. Warren 5. LeBron James 6. DeMar DeRozan ….. ….. ….. 476. Julyan Stone (Is it really a “power ranking” if it’s just a factual list? That is a question for another day.)

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T.J. Warren 26 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2017)

More buckets for T.J. Warren. It can’t be understated how great this guy is at getting buckets. Who cares if he doesn’t really do anything else besides making two-pointers? As Andrea Bargnani once wisely said, they don’t call it ReboundBall. I’ll go further and say they don’t call it ThreePointerBall either. That said, if he…

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T.J. Warren 24 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2017)

T.J. Warren put on another one of his bucket-licious bucketeering displays tonight, hitting 12 two-point shots and not really doing anything else. An “Andrew Wiggins” type of performance, which is funny because he pretty much made Wiggins into his own personal bitchslave tonight. If you asked me after this game who the number 1 pick…

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T.J. Warren 27 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2017)

Come on T.J. you can do it. 20 points per game. You’re almost there. You’re practically at 19, which is basically 20. Just a few more 30-point games and you’ll have it. I believe in you. You can do it. Shoot a few more threes, get that percentage above 20, I see you’re taking more…

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T.J. Warren 24 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2017)

DTB’s Fun* Fact** of the Day***: T.J. “Warren Peace” Warren is currently third in the league in two-point field goal attempts, behind Giannis Antetokounmpo (duh) and LaMarcus Aldridge (wishing that Kawhi would be injured forever). He is also fourth in the league in two-point makes, behind those two dudes plus some scrub named LeBron James….

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T.J. Warren 23 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2017)

Afflicted with the dreaded “left adductor strain”, Devin Booker, may god rest his soul, has departed from his earthly existence and has taken his place in the heavens. It is a sad situation, but people need to move on as quickly as they can. Grief and despair must lead to the forging of an iron…

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T.J. Warren 25 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2017)

How many points would T.J. Warren have to score before anyone cared? He already scored 40 this year to little fanfare, so the number is definitely higher than that. 50? 50 is a nice round number, and performances with that many points only happen a couple times per season. If he scored 50, people might…

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T.J. Warren 25 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2017)

T.J. Warren made a three in this game. His fourth such bucket of the season. Let’s ignore for now that that one make led him to take a bunch more of them, which all bricked. Let’s focus on the positive instead: Warren is now significantly over 10 percent shooting from deep on the year. I…

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T.J. Warren 27 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2017)

I love T.J. “Warren Peace” Warren, I think he has one of the sweetest, smoothest games in the league, he’s really great, but man he makes a lot of layups. The overabundance of layups in his highlight vids makes up for the underabundance of free throws, so it evens out, but still. We know he…

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