https://youtu.be/lJEKdLWqv1g Gaze upon him, Cavaliers fans. Fix your beady, unfocused eyes upon his visage. THIS is the man who your ownership prioritized over emerging studbeast Kevin Porter Jr. THIS is the man whose preferential locker placement ending up driving off a future member of your young core. Look upon his dreadlocks and weep. Every time…
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Taurean Prince 22 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2020)
Taurean Prince is second on the Nets in total field goal attempts. Obviously, Spencer Dinwiddie is first, because he’s been available for the whole year and kinda turned into a chucker when Kyrie Irving was out. But Prince being in second is kind of wild if you haven’t really been paying attention to the Nets’…
Read MoreTaurean Prince 18 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2020)
Taurean Prince missed out on a twenty-point game by blowing a layup in the fourth quarter, leaving him with just eighteen points, a point total that would most definitely NOT receive a highlight video had my highlight-making schedule been more busy. The blown layup was disappointing from a highlight video perspective, but from a game…
Read MoreTaurean Prince 21 Points Full Highlights (1/7/2020)
Taurean Prince was a pretty good player the last two years. Good enough where there were points where I was getting tired of making vids for all the time, which is a sure sign that a player is playing at a high level. He wasn’t quite as good in his third year with the Hawks…
Read MoreTaurean Prince 23 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2019)
Here’s something you can think about: who was the main player that the Nets traded in order to acquire Taurean Prince? I’ll let you stew over that one for a bit. Personally, I couldn’t figure it out. I knew he got traded, and it had to be for some guy making a fair amount of…
Read MoreTaurean Prince 27 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2019)
Check out these stats from DownToBuck’s archivium of VHS tapes: 2017-18 Season: 19 Taurean Prince Videos 2018-19 Season: 5 Taurean Prince Videos Even though Taurean Prince scored roughly the same PPG per game in both seasons, and was actually more efficient in the 18-19 season, I made way fewer videos. When I first saw these…
Read MoreTaurean Prince 23 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
Damn, the season is over already? I realize that I didn’t get to make as many highlights for Taurean Prince as I planned, but I don’t think I even posted a single chapter of my upcoming fantasy/sci-fi epic novel “The Taurean Prince”. Last time I checked, Ferland (the protagonist of this tale) was tasked with…
Read MoreTaurean Prince 23 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2019)
As a fan of a (newly) good team, I am beginning to understand why fans of good teams are so hostile to other good teams. These are new feelings for me, having never experienced a Bucks squad anything above the threshold of “pretty okay”. But now, I wish nothing but ill on the Celtics and…
Read MoreTaurean Prince 21 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2019)
I haven’t made a Taurean Prince video since early November. That’s like three whole months where there where Prince had no games which I deemed highlight-worthy. He was injured for a good chunk of that time, so he gets a pass there, but he’s been back from the injury for over a month and it’s…
Read MoreTaurean Prince 23 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2018)
It’s good that Taurean Prince took a little break from being way too good. He ended last season scoring 20 seemingly every game, which was cool at first but then I started getting annoyed. And then he started this season the same way! I thought I was going to have to make a Prince highlight…
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