Tag: Thomas Bryant

I, like many others, thought that, with the lack of a crowd in these bubble games, we would hear a lot more of what’s really going on on the hardwood. Straight from the players’ sailorly mouths. Loudly. Repeatedly. Explicitly. The NBA was too smart for us, though, realizing the implications that an unfiltered audio experience…

Is Thomas Bryant unironically the Bubble MVP right now? Peep these statlines: 10 points, 7 rebounds 30 points, 13 rebounds 20 points, 11 rebounds 19 points, 10 rebounds 22 points, 8 rebounds In those games, he is 10/25 (40%) from three and 42/79 (53%) from the field. He also may have played defense on one…

Totally Hostile Overwhelming Masculinity Assaulting Seventy-Sixers Bryant Relishes Your Absolute Nutsack-clenching Terror

Okay, so it turns out that “Bubble T.J. Warren” is totally a thing that is totally happening right now. But you know what else is totally a thing that is totally happening right now? “Bubble Thomas Bryant”! Note the inclusion of the exclamation point in the preceding paragraph. That exclamation point indicates how HYPED and…

Boom. Boom. BOOM. BOOM BOOM BOOM!!! You hear all those booms? That’s the sound of Lakers fans taking body blows from every possible angle right now. Not only did the Lakers just lose to the Raptors last night, but now, the young stud bigman that they gave up on after his rookie season just dropped…

The ‘Zards rarely get wins these days, but when they do, it’s against teams that have such an impotent offensive attack that even the ‘Zards nearly nonexistent defense can stop them from scoring. Enter the Charlotte Hornets. They were good for a little while and maybe even snuck into a playoff seeding for a little…

It must be nice to be a big man on the Wizards right now. Nobody expects you to put in more than a token amount of effort on defense. Non-big players get away with not playing defense all the time, which often leaves the bigs to pick up the slack, but on the ‘Zards, there’s…

Right now I’m trying to decide if Thomas Bryant is a top five center in the league. Or at least top ten. In order to make this determination, I’m just going through all the teams in my head, figuring out who their best center is, and then comparing them to Bryant. I could attempt to…

If you watch this video (which you totally should), you’ll see that most of Thomas Bryant’s 21 points come from dunks. That’s cool. I love dunks a lot. I even put the amount of dunks in the title of the video. But there’s only two jumpshots in the whole video even though Bryant is totally…