The grounds of the SpaceX launch site were quiet. For a place that contained billions of dollars worth of equipment and materials, Donovan was surprised that there didn’t seem to be any physical security presence outside the building – just cameras. “Aren’t you afraid someone is watching us?” he asked in a whisper, pointing up…
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Donovan Mitchell All 187 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation Part I)
Hours passed. Outside the abandoned house that Joe Ingles and Donovan Mitchell had sought refuge in, Elon Musk was ranting and raving, becoming more deranged with each passing minute. What started with simple pleas for Joe and his “boyfriend” to come out of hiding had turned into threats of injury or even death for both…
Read MoreJayson Tatum All 105 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation)
Jayson Tatum approached his locker in a sort of daze. After their game-seven loss to the Cavaliers in the Eastern Conference Finals, everything had taken on a tinge of dismal surreality. They had made it so far, and now it was all over, and there was no trip to the Finals in their future. He…
Read MoreKlay Thompson All 229 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation Part II)
Klay returned to his condo and happily set down the heavy bag of library books. The mystical “portal potion”, he put in his refrigerator. The man who had sold it to him hadn’t told him whether refrigeration was required, but Klay figured it couldn’t hurt. While he had the fridge open, he grabbed some of…
Read MoreKlay Thompson All 229 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation Part I)
When Klay Thompson answered his ringing doorbell and saw Steve Kerr standing there, he knew something serious had just gone down. Coach never came to visit in person. If it was something important, Steve would call; for anything else, a text message sufficed. “Steph made another Three-Point Shooting Amulet,” Steve started, correctly assuming that Klay…
Read MoreStephen Curry All 221 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation Part II)
Stephen struggled to free himself, but after a few seconds, he determined that it was hopeless. The tentacle which had grabbed him around his right ankle had been joined by another tentacle which wrapped around his right thigh. The superhuman strength he had displayed in scaling the mountain was nothing compared to the power of…
Read MoreStephen Curry All 221 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation Part I)
As soon as Stephen’s fingertip grazed the vibrant green surface of the portal, everything changed. The warning voice of Steve Kerr disappeared from his hearing, and the subterranean cavern disappeared from his sight. He was being pulled through a void of absolute black, and even his own physical being seemed to have vanished out of…
Read MoreKyle Korver All 164 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation)
So this summer I treated myself to a little vacation to New York City. I don’t really care about all the normal tourist stuff (everybody hypes up Times Square but it’s just, like, a really crowded city block. That’s it.) but there were two things that I definitely needed to experience. Thing one: denigrate New…
Read MoreDamian Lillard All 227 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation Part II)
Damian stared at the discarded abacus as if had burned him. Of course, nothing of the sort had happened. He had been overcome with a vision of something, a moment of startling clarity among the recent confusing events, but the origin of the abaci remained just as unknown as before. It lay there on the…
Read MoreDamian Lillard All 227 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation Part I)
Damian Lillard woke up feeling refreshed and tranquil, but this was no surprise to him; tranquility was an easy state of mind to reach when one had relocated to a remote cabin in the Oregon Cascades for the off-season. Morning sunlight, filtered by a thick pine forest, served as a much more peaceful alarm clock…
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