After returning to his condo and spending some quality time with his bong, Klay had written down a list of things he would need to do to transform the lump of weapons-grade plutonium in his possession into a powerful explosive device capable of blowing up Stephen Curry’s house and allowing Klay to sneak into the…
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Klay Thompson All 268 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Three-ilation Part I)
Klay Thompson pulled his trenchcoat closer around his body, feeling conspicuous in his hiding spot underneath the Golden Gate bridge. Suddenly realizing that his greater-than-average height might give away his status as a basketball player, he hunched over to make himself appear shorter. Finally, after what seemed like hours of waiting, but was probably closer…
Read MoreStephen Curry All 324 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2016-2017 Season Three-ilation Part III)
“That’s it. That’s the book he was reading before all this happened,” Dell Curry whispered as he stood outside his son’s house, peering through a gap in the blinds. Steve Kerr nodded gravely. “Either he is experiencing a problem with his newly-created three-point amulet, or he desires to craft an artefact of even greater potency,”…
Read MoreStephen Curry All 324 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2016-2017 Season Three-ilation Part II)
Stephen Curry ran through the rocky subterranean passageways underneath Oracle Arena. The three-point amulet, still warm and glowing from the smelting process, bounced against his chest as he searched for a way out. Its power circulated through his body, an entirely different sort of power than that which had emanated from the original amulet, stolen…
Read MoreStephen Curry All 324 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2016-2017 Season Three-ilation Part I)
“HE DID WHAT?” Dell Curry winced at the sudden outburst from Steve Kerr. “I saw it with my own eyes, Steve. Through some unfathomable sorcery, my own son has crafted for himself a new, greater relic – the three-point shooting amulet is remade.” “But the original three-point amulet was destroyed a year ago,” Steve protested,…
Read MoreJ.J. Redick All 200 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Three-ilation Part II)
J.J. walked to a storage closet and pulled out an inflatable kiddy-pool, already inflated and filled with water. He dragged it to the center of the practice court. “We goin’ swimming?” DeAndre asked sarcastically. J.J. turned to his teammate and issued a ten-second-long blast on his whistle. “Fifty pushups for your impudence, Private Jordan!” he…
Read MoreJ.J. Redick All 200 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Three-ilation Part I)
J.J. Redick sat patiently in front of Doc Rivers’ desk, waiting for his coach to say something. Doc seemed distressed about something. Finally, he spoke. “DeAndre’s free throws aren’t improving.” J.J. wondered why Doc was telling him this obvious fact. Moreover, if Doc was concerned with DeAndre Jordan’s free throws, why wouldn’t Doc meet with…
Read MoreKlay Thompson All 276 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Three-ilation Part II)
With the female entertainment lined up for the Warriors’ pitch to Kevin Durant, Klay had moved his attentions towards what he and his teammates would do/say during the meeting to make the biggest possible impact. The Celtics had convinced Tom Brady to hang out with Durant and pretend to be bros with him. Klay had…
Read MoreKlay Thompson All 276 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Three-ilation Part I)
“Okay, somebody needs to be in charge of luring Kevin Durant here to the Warriors,” Stephen Curry said, addressing a small selection of his most trusted teammates. “I can’t do it because I’m running my expensive basketball camp.” “Too bad Draymond had to go and get arrested,” said Andre Iguodala. “I bet he would have…
Read MoreDirk Nowitzki All 126 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Three-ilation)
Dirk Nowitzki stealthily made his way to the furthest corner of the American Airlines Center. Here, there was a forbidden door; he opened it and proceeded down the stairs that were revealed to him: the stairs that led to the remnants of the old Spanish mission upon which the arena had been built. Dirk wandered…
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