Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 26 Points Full Highlights (8/17/2020)

Mike Breen brought up a fun stat while he was commentating this game. It was so fun that I am going to steal it and expand upon it. As they say in the biz, “BANG!!” Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot scored twenty ore more points exactly three times in his pre-Bubb career. The he got to The Bubb…

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 19 Points Full Highlights (8/13/2020)

The Brooklyn Nets majorly overachieved in The Bubb, and much of that overachievement can be attributed to the individual overachievement of Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot, who was thrust into a primary scoring role for the team and managed not to completely bungle the opportunity. I honestly thought that the Nets would get destroyed by twenty points ever…

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 24 Points Full Highlights (8/11/2020)

French people need to explain themselves. This dude Timothe “Mothe Ball” Luwawu-Cabarrot is setting new career highs basically every other game in the Bubb. The Mothe Ball is balling out harder than the Mothe Ball has ever balled before. And there seems to be no interest on the part of the French public in this…

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (8/4/2020)

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot just keeps setting new career highs. First he scored 24 five days ago, which tied a career high (so I lied about him “setting” a career high, since “setting” is not the same as “tieing”). Now he’s scored 26, which outright sets a career high in an unambiguous way. What’s next? 28? 30?…

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (7/31/2020)

I have only myself to blame for getting all excited about how crazy the lineups were going to look from the last time Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot scored 24 points, back in April of 2017. I mean, he was on the 76ers. It was April. Who KNOWS what kind of crazy garbage players he was sharing the…

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 19 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2020)

76ers fans are now being assaulted from all sides. Their team is what is commonly termed a “hot mess express”, and pieces from “The Process”, now dispersed all across the league because Elton Brand wanted to go all in on Josh Richardson and Al Hoford (among other reasons), are flourishing, free from the confines of…

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 21 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2020)

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot (henceforth referred to as “TLC” because I refuse to waste my valuable time typing out that whole big long name) hasn’t exactly been lighting up the scoreboard this season. His previous high in points scored this season? Thirteen. TLC is, and I say this with the most love and supportiveness possible, a total…

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 18 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2019)

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot could totally be mobilizing basketball fans in the Chicago area right now. Just like Giannis gets huge crowds of Greeks at every arena he visits, just like Goran Dragic and Luka Doncic get small cadres of Slovenians, just like Jokic brings out the Serbs everywhere he goes, so too could TLC attract French…

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/22/2018)

I’m glad that Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot is taking the “TLC” moniker and running with it. The Learning Channel doesn’t deserve it anymore. How can you call yourself “The Learning Channel” when all you show is bullcrap? This is why people aren’t paying for cable anymore, why they are cutting the cord. Because they don’t want to…

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 16 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2018)

It’s been a rough season for Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot. He came on strong at the end of last year, putting up big games in bunches and looking smooth as heck while doing so. But things have changed in Philly Town. Minutes aren’t freely available for every half-competent bozo who walks through the doors of the practice…