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Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2017)

This career-high performance by Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot marks the 5th time in 6 games that he has lead his team in scoring. See? I can be a fancy-pants professional sports journalist just like those other dudes with their fancy-pants stats and professionalism. No problemo. Would a talentless hack who only writes BS for YouTube video descriptions…

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 18 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2017)

How old is Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot? This is not a rhetorical question. I don’t know. If he’s under 21, I’m just going to go ahead and anoint him the next Giannis. Is that cool with everyone? Not able to drink yet = Greek Freak part 2 French edition. Able to legally consume alcohol = just another…

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 19 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2017)

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot continues to impress. I don’t know if there are too many people paying attention to the 76ers these days, but whoever is is surely impressed by TLC as well. He’s been getting 30 minutes or more most games in the last month, and he’s got a few decent scoring games to show for…

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2017)

I don’t even remember how to write descriptions any more. That whole April Fool’s thing messed me up real bad. I have a lot of ideas for funny sensational blurbs in the title, and a lot of ways to make fun of those ball-handling gloves and jump programs, but no ideas for a description for…

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 19 Points Full Highlights – NINE Syllables! (3/31/2017)

–Our payment servers are definitely one-hundred percent secure, so these gloves are really a no-brainer for you: goo.gl/WMHQio –If you don’t buy this jump program I don’t eat. Simple as that. goo.gl/WMHQio –Like And Subscribe For More! Follow me on Twitter – https://twitter.com/DownToBuck Boxscore – http://www.espn.com/nba/boxscore?gameId=400900524 DISCLAIMER – All clips property of the NBA. No…

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 17 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2017)

Sometimes I am just way too nice to you guys. Not only have I given you, with this upload, the video “Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 17 Points Full Highlights”, I have also given you a bonus video. A whole extra set of full highlights, at no extra cost: “Tiago Splitter 2 Points 76ers Debut Full Highlights”. It’s…

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 18 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2017)

This is the defining game of Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot’s nascent NBA career. 18 points, way more than his previous career high of 12, and evidence that he can stick in this league for more than a few meager seasons. Trust the process! These highlights basically blueprint how he will score the bulk of his points during…

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 12 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2016)

The 2016 draft class has been so underwhelming (where is Ben Simmons? Give him back to me, oh cruel destiny) that a rookie averaging three points per game on acceptable percentages seems like a major score. That rookie is Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot, more concisely referred to as “TLC” or “Cabarrot Cake”. He’s been entrusted with more…

Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 12 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2017)

Attention Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot: your name takes way too many syllables to say. I’m counting nine distinct phonological units. Maybe you’ve heard of this good player, played for the Lakers a bit, named Shaq? Yeah. Check that out. Only one syllable. That’s why people liked him so much; because they didn’t have to take a sip…