Okay. So Tobias Harris is coming off the bench now. That’s fine. Just bench my special snuggly Tobey Bear, Mr. Van Gundy. No problem. I don’t care. Jon Leuer is totally better than him anyway. I bet it was entirely Tobey Bear’s fault that the Pistons were losing all those games. It wasn’t Reggie Jackson…
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Tobias Harris 24 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2016)
I can’t be the only who’s got the feeling that Tobias Harris has dropped out of the view of the general NBA consciousness. I just can’t be. There must be others. There was a bunch of hype for Tobes after he got traded to the Magic, and then a smaller amount after he was sent…
Read MoreTobias Harris 25 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2016)
If you were wondering where the Tobias Harris highlights were this season, it’s not because I hate him or anything. I don’t even care that the Bucks had him and gave up on him way too early, all that is water under the bridge at this point. Okay? The real reason is that 22 points…
Read MoreTobias Harris 23 Points Full Highlights (4/24/2016)
I just completed my latest scientific study. The paper will be published soon in a bunch of different journals once the peer reviewers can get over how mind-blowing my findings are. Those findings, you ask? Tobes with headband = beast. Tobes without headband = just pretty good. The scientific community was not ready for groundbreaking…
Read MoreTobias Harris 21 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2016)
I’m happy for Tobes. Really I am. He’s on a team that looks poised for the playoffs. He gets to win while the Magic (not to mention the Bucks) sit around and lose. Not only that, but he is performing way better with the Pistons than he has at any other point in his career,…
Read MoreTobias Harris 22 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2016)
Tobias Harris: big enough to bogart some people? According to the Pistons’ commentators, yes. I don’t know about Detroit, but around in my neck of the woods, “bogart” has one definition and one definition only: to hog the weed. That’s it. There are no other definitions. From the context of the quote, I can imagine…
Read MoreTobias Harris 21 Points Pistons Debut Full Highlights (2/19/2016)
It is confirmed: Scott Skiles HATES Tobias Harris. People on the internet were trying to tell me that he didn’t. Soundbites released to the media were telling me that he didn’t. I even placed hidden microphones all up in the Magic practice facilities, and while Skiles never, that I heard, explicitly said “I hate you,…
Read MoreTobias Harris 25 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2015)
Scott Skiles hated Tobes while they were both in Milwaukee. Tobes was obviously a beast even then but he didn’t get minutes because Skiles hated the young phenom like he hates all rookies. Now that Tobes is a big-money player with several years of high-quality play under his belt, Skiles has no choice but to…
Read MoreTobias Harris 24 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2015)
I watch these highlights and I feel nothing. Tobias Harris on the Bucks is such a distant memory that it almost seems like from another life. He was such a big part of my fandom back then, but now… Now, it’s like all that never even happened. All the times he got benched by Skiles…
Read MoreTobias Harris 26 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2015)
Next year, definitely, the Orlando Magic are going to be good. Yes. It has to be next year. This year I thought maybe 8th seed? Pshaw. That’ll teach me for being optimistic about a bunch of young, talented players. I guess you can only get so far in the NBA without anyone (except Frye, who…
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