Tag: Tomas Satoransky

Before we get out our pitchforks and crucify (yeah, I know crucifying usually happens with crosses but I bet it can be done with pitchforks) Bobby Portis for flagrant-2ing Tomas Satoransky near the end of this one, let me say that he got mostly ball on his block attempt. Satoransky landed horribly, but it wasn’t…

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I just made a highlight video for Jakob Poeltl, who hails from Austria, and now I’m doing one for Tomas Satoransky out of Czechia (the Czech Republic if you’re not hip with the lingo). That’s cool. I love repping those countries who straddle the line between western Europe and Eastern europe. I did some research…

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In a previous description I forgave the people of the Czech Republic (or Czechia for you sticklers out there) for Jan Vesely, on account of how good Tomas Satoransky was doing. Satoransky is still doing good, but I hereby RETRACT my forgiveness. It was given in haste, without due consideration of the magnitude of Vesely’s…

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Tomas Satoransky is playing so well in the absence of John Wall that I am willing to forgive the Czech Republic for Jan Vesely. Satoransky may need a few more good games before I am willing to forgive George Zidek, though. That one hurt a lot. Failed countrymates aside, Sato has surprised me with his…

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Tomas Satoransky is officially the most sinister-looking player in the NBA. I don’t know who he dethroned to take that title, but he definitely has it now. I had forgotten how evil he looks, it’s been a long time since he got his one and only vid on my channel. The question is not if…

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No John Wall, no Bradley Beal, no problem! Well, actually, the Wizards lost, so I guess it was a problem, but maybe not as big of a problem as you would expect! Small victories! Tomas Satoransky (depicted) and Sheldon McClellan (pending) are just as good basically. 15 for McClellan is pretty much what Beal scores…

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