In a stunning rebuke of the conventional NBA-player style of putting apostrophes wherever they want in their name, Oshae Brissett has resolutely refused to include even one of the punctuation marks. “O’Shae” just looks a whole lot better, but Brissett has his convictions and he’s sticking with them. I respect that. Problem is, whenever I…
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Serge Ibaka 21 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2020)
Ever since Stephen Jackson made one dumbass tweet a while back, I’ve been pronouncing Serge Ibaka’s name incorrectly in my head: “Serg Aybaka”. When I do have occasion to say his name out loud, I have to fight the urge to pronounce it wrong. One day I’ll screw up and everybody will think I’m a…
Read MoreFred VanVleet 29 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (1/4/2020)
I thought that with Kyle Lowry returning to the Raptors’ lineup, Fred VanVleet would take a break from ruining my life. I guess this is what I get for having even the flimsiest shred of optimism: VanVleet redoubling his efforts to ruin my life by having a surfeit of stat-stuffed performances. He did temporarily take…
Read MoreChris Boucher 24 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2020)
https://youtu.be/EpROmySEKtc Rhetorical question of the day: is Chris “The BoucheBag” Boucher, right now, better than Pascal “Mild P” Siakam? Screw it, remove the “rhetorical” part. I’m just straight up asking the question, even though I, you, and my tubby little kitty Japurri Purrker all know full well what the answer is. Actually, screw it, remove…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 20 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2019)
The Raptors broadcast presented an interesting stat which I will now re-present to you because of how interesting it is: Serge Ibaka has the second most wins, regular-season and playoff combined, of any player this decade. To spice things up, I’ll make a quiz so you can guess at which player is first: A. Brandon…
Read MoreTerence Davis 19 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (12/31/2019)
Just so everybody knows, I turned down MULTIPLE fun New Year’s Eve activities tonight in order to fulfill my self-assigned duty of making NBA highlight videos for uploadage to YouTube. MULTIPLE. Terence Davis is just one of the many NBA players who is currently preventing me from whooping it up with people in my age…
Read MoreFred VanVleet 20 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/29/2019)
I have decided that, as long as Fred VanVleet’s field goal percentage is under 40%, I’m going to call him Fred VanBrick. Since 40% is the official demarcation line between being a decent shooter and being a poor shooter, I feel that this is a fair nickname. It callously ignores the fact that VanVleet is…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 20 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2019)
Sometimes I wonder what I did in a previous life for me to be cursed with this existence. My anger towards god/the cosmic oversoul/quantum randomness is especially pronounced when I think about Serge Ibaka. He’s got it all: -Can dunk (I will never dunk, I’m too old now) -Is rich (my Patreon proceeds, while nice,…
Read MorePatrick McCaw 18 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/28/2019)
Patrick McCaw has gained a small amount of notoreity among ultra-casual NBA fans for winning three championships in a row. The casuals get to chuckle to themselves while saying stuff like “is Patrick McCaw the GOAT?” and “the Lakers won’t win the chip until they sign McCaw” and “hurr durr HURRDUURHURRRRRR”. The only thing worse…
Read MoreFred VanVleet 27 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/25/2019)
The last a truly casual NBA fan will have seen of Fred VanVleet is him dominating the Bucks in the last half of their series before going on to help dominate the Warriors on his way to a championship. They will think that VanVleet is some sort of stud All-Star point guard, basically the Canadian…
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