Fred “Vleet of Voot” VanVleet got his first career start against the Bulls and promptly had his best game of the season. This begs the question: has VanVleet been held back by being shoehorned into the “bench mob” role this entire time? This game, in addition to showing us that VanVleet is a more than…
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Danny Green 17 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2018)
I pretty much only made this video because it was a straight-up perfect shooting performance (seven-of-seven) with no free throws. That’s perfect for making a highlight video. If Michelangelo had been born half a millennium later, he wouldn’t be writing treatises on the perfect human form for his paintings or sculptures; he would be making…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 21 Points Full Highlights (11/16/2018)
I’ve been thinking about it, and I’ve decided that I can’t remember a single thing about Serge Ibaka’s 56-game stint in Orlando. I clearly remember all the stupid trades Orlando did involving him, both to get him and to send him away, but nothing regarding actual basketball on an actual basketball court. I sorta remember…
Read MorePascal Siakam 17 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2018)
Simply due to the extreme volume of highlight videos I’m having to make for the dude, Pascal Siakam is quickly approaching a coveted status among scrubs featured on my channel: THE OFFICIAL “HAS TO SCORE TWENTY POINTS” THRESHOLD. In case the wording isn’t clear, scrubs who reach this threshold have to score twenty points to…
Read MoreGreg Monroe 17 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2018)
Greg Monroe still thinks he is better than Andre Drummond. I think he thought while they were playing together, the way he played against the Pistons while with the Bucks made me think he still did, and now he’s dominated him again. Maybe he didn’t directly score all 17 of his points against Drummond tonight,…
Read MoreOG Anunoby 17 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2018)
If Pascal Siakam is going to be the Kawhi replacement once Kawhi bolts for the Clippers, that precludes OG Anunoby from being the Kawhi replacement once Kawhi bolts for the Clippers. Unless the Raptors have two Kawhi replacements going forward. Then Anunoby and Siakam can take turns filling in the Kawhi role. Anunoby’s already got…
Read MorePascal Siakam 22 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2018)
I have no idea what’s going on with Pascal Siakam right now. Giving him the Eastern Conference Player of the Week award was probably stretching it a bit, but he’s playing way better than I ever imagined he could. I mean, he was pretty decent last year. A fine player, made better by being part…
Read MoreOG Anunoby 16 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (11/10/2018)
I disapprove of the way things are being done in Canada. Their list of sins is too long to even be numbered, much less typed out in full (remember, YouTube has a 5000-character limit on video descriptions), so I will only go into depth about the sin at the top of the list. It is…
Read MorePascal Siakam Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2018)
Let’s just lay it all out so people don’t get their hopes up: there are hardly any spin moves in this video. One game after dismantling the Kings with spin after spin, Pascal Siakam only did one half-hearted 360 degree rotation leading to points. I was all set to overlay the song “You Spin Me…
Read MorePascal Siakam 21 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2018)
I don’t play sports video games much anymore, but I am well aware of the concept of “cheesing”. It’s when you do the same move/play/ability over and over because of how over-powered it is, instead of actually playing the game like a normal human being (implying it isn’t normal to want to find flaws in…
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