Terence Davis being a total beast and absolutely 100 percent the next Kawhi Leonard is cool and all, but after that 31-point game he had a couple nights ago, I’m feeling that my hype for him has peaked. It’s all downhill from here, until the point where I resent his very existence and wish he…
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Serge Ibaka 30 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2020)
Since I feel that it will be brought up in the comment section of this video, I will once offer up my personal philosophy surrounding the concept of a “game winner”. Given that most users of the internet struggle to extract meaning from text in paragraph format, I will reformat my philosophy as a list…
Read MoreTerence Davis Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2020)
Terence Davis yawned, stretched out, and rolled over, but as he did so, he realized that he was lying on something that was considerably less comfortable than his bed at home. Wondering if he had somehow rolled off his bed and onto the floor without waking up, he opened his eyes, but when he saw…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 21 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2020)
Serge Ibaka made NBA history in this game by apparently becoming the first player to make 500 three-pointers in their career while also blocking 1,500 shots. That combo of skills has been so rare over the history of the NBA that no other player had done it even though those aren’t world-beating numbers when taken…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 26 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2020)
After tonight’s 26-point performance, Serge Ibaka is officially averaging the most points he ever has in his career. 15.2, beating out the 15.1 he had in the 2013-14 season as well as the 15.0 he had last year. He’s been in the league for over a decade, and someone with his longevity averaging a career-high…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 24 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2020)
Since the denizens of the internetubes at large seem to care way more about Serge Ibaka the Chef than Serge Ibaka the Basketball Player, I’ve got an idea for that cooking show of his that will launch his popularity from “niche” to “worldwide”: Bake the championship ring into brownies. And I’m not just talking about…
Read MoreFred VanVleet 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/22/2020)
It was refreshing to hear Doris Burke mention at the end of this broadcast that Fred VanVleet is playing exactly how you’d expect a guy seeking out his next NBA contract to play. VanVleet has a legit chance to be 100% completely financially set for life if he just plays really good for this one…
Read MoreNorman Powell 27 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/20/2020)
In the past there has been a concept of “Playoff Powell” – an idealized version of Norman Powell who only shows up in the Playoffs to kick the rear ends of not just the Bucks, but other teams as well. Well, as of right now, we are DISCARDING the concept of Playoff Powell. Playoff Powell…
Read MoreNorman Powell 20 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2020)
OFFICIAL DTB REMINDER: In 2015, the Milwaukee Bucks traded Norman Powell and a first round pick in exchange for Greivis Vasquez. This trade has been the topic of many of my video descriptions over the past few years, simply because, whenever I think of it, I get the overwhelming urge to find Jason Kidd (wherever…
Read MoreFred VanVleet 29 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/18/2020)
The Raptors commentators claimed that Fred VanVleet’s 7 three-pointers this game were a career-high. Now, let’s just get this out of the way before anyone gets the wrong idea here: they’re totally wrong. Because I DISTINCTLY remember a playoff game against the Bucks where he hit 10 threes in a Raptors victory. Don’t believe me?…
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