https://youtu.be/QD0YPybtqe8 T.J. McConnell is just a guy. If you look at him, you can see that. Compared to the highly athletic, highly tall, highly muscular dudes around him, his just-a-guyness becomes even more apparent. But this guy, who is just a guy, just got the first triple-double with steals since frickin’ MOOKIE BLAYLOCK IN 1998….
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Mason Plumlee Triple Double 14 Pts/11 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (3/3/2021)
https://youtu.be/aL78E2vwbQE Another game, another triple-double for Mason Plumlee! Problem is, I’m totally desensitized to triple-doubles at this point, I literally feel nothing when I see that whatever random role-player has one. Maybe you’re in a better place than me, a place where you see that a player has at least 10 statisticals in three major…
Read MoreDennis Smith Jr. Triple Double 10 Pts/12 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights (3/3/2021)
https://youtu.be/OIz2s40bjL0 The Dennis Smith Jr. redemption tour continues! There’s a reason that Mavericks fans were really hyped for this dude as a potential franchise cornerstone, and it wasn’t just because they were displaying the overvaluation of their team’s own prospects typical of NBA fandom! Actually, that was a major part of it, probably the major-est…
Read MoreMason Plumlee Triple Double 17 Pts/10 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (2/14/2021)
https://youtu.be/wEAhZp9HYj8 OFFICIAL DTB CONFESSION: I was maybe a little bit wrong in my initial assessment of the contracts that the Pistons handed out in the off-season to Mason Plumlee and Jerami Grant. Not entirely wrong, but a little bit wrong. Plumlee is getting eight million dollars this year and the next two years. That seems…
Read MoreNikola Jokic Triple Double 19 Pts/14 Rebs/15 Asts Full Highlights (1/1/2019)
Nikola Jokic just set back Serbo-Turk relations a couple centuries with the way he abused Enes Kanter tonight. I feel like I should double-check my historical facts to see if the Ottoman Empire ever abused Serbia or if Serbia ever abused the Ottomans or if they were even enemies at all or if they had…
Read MoreLonzo Ball Triple Double 16 Pts/10 Asts/10 Rebs Full Highlights (12/15/2018)
Two triple-doubles in the same game from the same team. Lonzo Ball and JaBroni Lames. 16-10-10 and whatever garbage statpadded numbers JaBroni put up. It may sound impressive, because the last time a pair of Lakers did this was way back when Kareem and Magic were running the showtime Lakers. But I think it was…
Read MoreDe’Aaron Fox Career High Triple Double 31 Pts/15 Asts/10 Rebs Full Highlights (11/1/2018)
You know you’re having a good night (or you’re playing against the Hawks) when you have a career-high in the three major statistical categories: points, assists, and rebounds. Sidenote: do you have any idea how hard it was not to include a joky third category in place of the rebounds? Sometimes I try to actually…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic Triple Double 27 Pts/13 Rebs/12 Asts Full Highlights (10/20/2018)
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “not wanting to disrupt the flow of time at all” and 10 being “mad desire to manipulate temporal reality”, how much does Nikola Vucevic want to make a time machine so he can go to some period of NBA history where his 27/13/12 triple-double is…
Read MoreNikola Jokic Triple Double 35 Pts/12 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights (10/19/2018)
Full title of this video since YouTube is oppressing me with restrictive character limits: “Nikola Jokic Triple Double 35 Points/12 Rebounds/11 “Assists”/4 Steals/0 Missed Shots/0 Turnovers/1 Dunk/5 MVP Chants/1 Bewildered Rookie Dominated Full Highlights (10/19/2018)”. This was, almost literally, a perfect performance by Jokic. He missed a free throw and had some personal fouls. Other…
Read MoreElfrid Payton Triple Double 10 Pts/10 Asts/10 Rebs Pelicans Debut Full Highlights (10/17/2018)
Elfrid Payton has taken the early lead in the 2018-19 triple-double race, notching one (1) triple-double in his Pelicans debut while the rest of the league’s players have a collective zero (0) triple-doubles. As I’m sure you’ve noticed, his triple-double is statistically the worst possible triple-double it is possible to achieve. There’s not really such…
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