Tyler Johnson getting big minutes for the Nets in the playoffs is fun. That’s just an overall fun thing to happen. He was booty flakes on the Suns, so the Suns got rid of him, and then he was just hanging out being an NBA vagabond until the Nets somehow came to the conclusion that…
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Tyler Johnson 16 Points Full Highlights (8/13/2020)
Tyler Johnson looks like a hobbit. And while he was on the Suns, he was playing like a hobbit too. Remember, hobbits are short creatures and they are lazy creatures. In the Tolkien mythology, basketball never makes an appearance (nor, really, does any team sport), but you can bet that hobbits would suck at basketball…
Read MoreTyler Johnson 21 Points Full Highlights (8/9/2020)
The Tyler Johnson redemption tour continues! Found lying motionless on the slopes of the mountains surrounding Phoenix by Nets officials, they first took the opportunity to shave off his horrible facial hair, then brushed him off, bundled him, still unconscious, onto a plane, and turned him into a reasonable player for their Bubb Squad. It’s…
Read MoreTyler Johnson 14 Points Full Highlights (8/7/2020)
Tyler Johnson has not been very good lately. That’s about as charitable a sentence as I can come up with to describe his quality both in the bubble and in the games preceding the bubble when he was still on the Suns. The Nets only acquired him because they needed bodies to fill out their…
Read MoreTyler Johnson 29 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2019)
Tyler Johnson, since getting traded to the Suns, has been, to put it bluntly, total butt cheeks. If that phrase was too blunt for you, I’m sorry, but it’s just the truth as I see it. There’s not really any getting around it; 7 of 34 to start a stint with a new team is…
Read MoreTyler Johnson 25 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2018)
Remember that story where Tyler Johnson said he puked after he saw that 4-year 50-million contract the Nets offered him? I was just reminded of it because I saw that he’s getting paid 19 million dollars this year (apparently it was a severely backloaded contract) and I puked. So me and him are really alike!…
Read MoreTyler Johnson 24 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2018)
First order of business: mad respect to Tyler Johnson for shaving his face and not retaining the caveman beard from last year. It takes big cojones (not little chiquita ones) to admit that your facial hair sucked by getting rid of it. I myself was once cursed with a bad beard, but I am now…
Read MoreTyler Johnson 21 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2018)
The Heat can pretty much do whatever they want for the rest of the season and still make the playoffs, and one of those things that they did was start Luke Babbitt tonight. They don’t care! They know that the Pistons will never put things together enough to take their playoff spot, so why not…
Read MoreTyler Johnson 23 Points Full Highlights (2/24/2018)
Things that annoy me about this video: -Free throws. There’s too many of them. When a player makes more free throws than he makes field goals, that’s a telltale sign that I will be annoyed by having to make the video. In this case, Tyler Johnson made just six field goals while converting on nine…
Read MoreTyler Johnson 31 Points Full Highlights (12/30/2017)
Shown in this video: A neckbearded Tyler Johnson scoring 31 points, 1 short of a career high, including 22 in the third quarter. Not shown in this video: everything else on earth, most notably the play where Tyler Johnson got maliciously fouled (with no call) and slammed his head on the hardwood. When I saw…
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