Whatever anti-aging remedies Vince Carter is using, I am willing to pay large amounts of money to get those same remedies sent to me so I can have them ready when the time comes for me to get old. Like all young people, I’ve always viewed “getting old” as some kind of far-off thing that…
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Vince Carter 14 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2020)
Lloyd Pierce has gotta just be giving Vince Carter minutes for the laughs, right? There’s no way that VC, however large his legacy is, can actually be contributing to winning basketball right now. Last season, he was a pretty good shooter; this season, he’s not a pretty good shooter, as his 34% from the field…
Read MoreVince Carter 15 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2019)
Everyone’s making a big deal about this being Vince Carter’s last game at Madison Square Garden. Just to be upfront with all of you, I didn’t include all the crap at the end with him checking out of the game and the fans giving him a standing ovation and everyone lining up to lick his…
Read MoreVince Carter 17 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2019)
If you thought Vince Carter was old last season, you won’t BELIEVE what he’s been up to during the offseason. Instead of spending that valuable off-time getting younger, like any ancient NBA player should be doing, he’s getting older! I guess he figures that since this is, by his own admission, his last year in…
Read MoreVince Carter All 15 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
This video stands as the penultimate section of the upcoming “Vince Carter All 878 Dunks Full Highlights (1998-2020 Career Dunkilation)” video. I’m presuming that he dunks it at least one time during this season (though that’s not a given, since ACL integrity decreases exponentially with age such that by the time he’s 46 years old…
Read MoreVince Carter 16 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2019)
Vince Carter said he’s coming back, right? If he didn’t straight up say it like that (can we get an MJ-like press release that just says “I’m back”), he at least strongly implied it. That’s good. I don’t think there’s an NBA fan out there who’s like “yeah nah, it would probably be better if…
Read MoreVince Carter 21 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/4/2019)
This game is more in line with what I expect a guy who’s 42 years old to be doing in the NBA: hitting threes and nothing else. Three-pointers are easy on the legs, especially if your shooting form doesn’t entail a lot of jumping. I’ve personally played against old guys who can barely move and…
Read MoreVince Carter 17 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (2/27/2019)
I am preemptively angry over the fact that the NBA is not going to upload a video at the end of Vince Carter’s career of all the dunks he has ever dunked. They haven’t specifically said that they’re not going to do it, but given their record on such things, there’s no way it’s going…
Read MoreVince Carter 16 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2019)
It’s pretty easy to notice while watching this video that Vince Carter must be getting heckled by a first-row fan, because he’s often seen yelling at somebody who isn’t a player or a referee. The question then becomes, who the heck would go to a Hawks home game to heckle one of the home-team players?…
Read MoreVince Carter 16 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2019)
I vaguely remember thinking that Vince Carter was washed back in the 2010-11 season when he got traded to the Suns. He had underperformed in Orlando and didn’t fare much better in Phoenix. Apparently the powers that be were in agreement with young, ignorant DTB (who hadn’t even adopted the moniker DownToBuck yet – he…
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