Fans all around the league have woken up to how good Davis Bertans is playing right now. Even when he was in San Antonio, he was more of a curiosity than anything, because of inconsistent playing time and Popovich’s strategy of shooting midrangers instead of threes. But now he’s establishing himself as one of the…
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Troy Brown 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/14/2019)
This is something I’ve been noticing for a while, and I can no longer remain silent on the issue: Troy Brown Jr. kinda looks like Khris Middleton. I don’t know how to explain it, exactly, but if you look at pictures of them side-by-side, the comparisons are totally there. The easiest way to put it…
Read MoreAdmiral Schofield 14 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2019)
Maybe it’s just me, but Admiral Schofield, owner of a top ten coolest name in NBA history, is looking a little bit soft. Like he’s got some extra meatage on his bones that a professional basketball player shouldn’t have. If you got him to take his jersey off in front of you, he would probably…
Read MoreRui Hachimura 18 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2019)
It sorta came out of nowhere, but the ‘Zards have a CORE forming in Washington. Obviously the first part of the CORE is Bradley Beal, because he’s one of the bucketiest players in the whole league. He might be getting paid a lot, but the things with a CORE is that it needs at least…
Read MoreDavis Bertans Career High 32 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (12/10/2019)
Davis Bertans knocked on the door of the office with false diffidence, then opened the door just enough to peek his head in. “May I come in?” he asked. Michael Jordan had been turned away from his desk, reclined in his office chair and looking out the window, but he resumed an upright sitting position…
Read MoreTroy Brown 22 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2019)
This was actually a really nice scoring game for Troy Brown. I went into it thinking it would be a bunch of lame shots that somehow propelled him to 22 points, but no. He had a nice variety of stuff going on in this game. Pullup midrange jimbos? I haven’t been watching a lot of…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 25 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2019)
Casually running his hand over the smooth metal of the home-built contraption that was strapped to his chest underneath his baggy hoodie, Davis Bertans waited quietly in one of the numerous hallways of the Capital One Center. The one he was positioned in led directly from the visitors’ locker room to the parking area for…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 19 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2019)
Davis Bertans scored nine points in the span of one minute (well, 61 seconds if you want to get all technical about it you insufferable nerd) near the beginning of the second quarter of this game. He just walked onto the court and hit three triples in succession like it was nothing. Alright, it wasn’t…
Read MoreMoritz Wagner 19 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2019)
There must be a reason Moritz “Der Gotterdammerung” Wagner isn’t playing more minutes. His percentages are sick, he’s averaging 20 and 10 per 36, the ‘Zards play way better with him on the court, he… oh. There it is. That’s a lot of fouls! Hard to play tons of minutes when you foul yourself out…
Read MoreIsh Smith 19 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/5/2019)
76ers fans are mad about a lot of things this game including: -Joel Embiid -Joel Embiid’s turnovers -Joel Embiid’s body language -Ben Simmons -Ben Simmons’s turnovers -Ben Simmons not shooting threes -Brett Brown -Brett Brown’s offense -Mike Scott -Turnovers by Joel Embiid That’s not a truly comprehensive list (I thought I saw a Twitter post…
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