I wonder if Thunder fans were projecting All-Star levels of play for Jeff Green after his second season, where he averaged 16 points per game for a team playing its first season in OKC. He had been drafted high (fifth overall) and shown substantial improvement from his rookie year to his sophomore year. It would…
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Gary Payton II 11 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2019)
By my calculations, Gary Payton’s 10-day contract with the Wizards is just about to expire. He picked a really good time to efficiently score 11 points in a quarter while playing good defense and almost leading his team back from a 25-point deficit. Because now the ‘Zards have no choice but to give him a…
Read MoreJordan McRae 15 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2019)
Before this game, Jordan McRae was a depressing 2-of-14 from the field in his ten games for the Wizards. When McRae was put into the game with the Wizards down twenty-something points, I’m sure that Scott Brooks thought he was throwing in the towel. Then, McRae scored fifteen points in five minutes, quadrupling his total…
Read MoreTomas Satoransky 21 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/27/2019)
Tomas Satoransky sat with his head in his hands as he listened to yet another screaming match between John Wall and Bradley Beal. Tomas had thought that the bullet wound in John’s leg, which had been put there courtesy of one Gilbert Arenas, would have calmed his demeanor somewhat, but this was apparently not the…
Read MoreJeff Green 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/25/2019)
All indicators point to this game being a REVENGE GAME for Jeff Green. However, I have evidence that this game was not a REVENGE GAME from Jeff Green against his former team, the Orlando Magic. This evidence will be outlaid for all to see and draw their own conclusions from. First piece of evidence: Jeff…
Read MoreTrevor Ariza 27 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2019)
I just happened to look at the stats and I noticed that Trevor Ariza, during his stint with the Wizards so far, is playing 38 minutes per game. That would be good for most minutes per game in the entire league it applied to the whole season; he would be ahead of Harden, Beal, and…
Read MoreTomas Satoransky 20 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/24/2019)
“Trevor, you gotta help me out here.” Trevor Ariza looked mildly at his harried-looking teammate, Tomas Satoransky. “Help you with what?” “Getting this locker room under control like coach wants,” Tomas answered. “You’re a vet, don’t you have some kind of, I don’t know, some kind of veteran leadership skills that would stop everybody from…
Read MoreTrevor Ariza 20 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2019)
Trevor Ariza’s 14.7 scoring average with the Wizards is approaching the career-best 14.9 he averaged with Houston nearly a decade ago. No, this isn’t a leadup to a big paragraph about how he’s now too good for my channel. I wish that were the case, but it’s not. What I’m trying to say is, he’s…
Read MoreThomas Bryant 18 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2019)
After Thomas “Thobe” Bryant scored 31 earlier this season without missing a field goal, every other video I make for him seems like worthless garbage unfit for viewing by anybody in any demographic. Not even fourteen-year-old Wizards fans, who are the theoretical prime market for Thobe highlight videos, would need to waste their time with…
Read MoreOtto Porter 27 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2019)
When I have downtime during the day, I find that my thoughts wander. And instead of the topics that most young men’s thoughts wander to (Fortnite, ladies, ravioli with pesto sauce, babes, chicken wings, etc.) my thoughts wander to the following question: what if the Wizards had not matched the offer sheet that Otto Porter…
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