Trevor Ariza 23 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

Trevor “Not Mexican” Ariza was very close to a triple-double this game: he was just one rebound short. His final line of 23/9/10 might not have achieved that arbitrary statistical measure, but what it did do was prove to Washington fans that cutting ties with soon-to-be RFA Kelly Oubre Jr. in order to acquire the…

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Trevor Ariza 20 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2019)

I hold no particular animus towards Trevor Ariza for breaking out of his three-game, 0-for-15 from three shooting slump against the Bucks. If I had actually been watching this game, maybe things would be different, but I wasn’t. And even I was, in the end, the fault lies with the Bucks for leaving him wide…

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Tomas Satoransky Triple Double 18 Pts/12 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (1/11/2019)

Tomas Satoransky grimaced a little bit as he could hear the sounds of an argument beginning between his teammates. It was like this whether they won or lost. John and Bradley always found something something to disagree about, and, while some of the other teammates ignored the arguments, others couldn’t resist coming to the defense…

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Jeff Green 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/2/2019)

I’ve mentioned it before, but we’re kinda running out of players from the 2007 draft (what I call the “Jeff Green Draft”). It’s not bad yet, but give it another year or two and it will be worse. Who really thinks that Jared Dudley or Jason Smith can keep getting contracts? Or Joakim Noah? Nick…

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Tomas Satoransky 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/29/2018)

Tomas Satoransky was digging through his duffel bag, looking for the second sock of his pair, when he noticed Wizards coach Scott Brooks walking towards him. Scott had a very deliberate look on his face as he walked towards Tomas, so Tomas quickly switched from his “locker-room vulgarity” personality to his “taking things seriously for…

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Trevor Ariza 24 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (12/29/2018)

Trevor Ariza deserves some criticism for giving up on the Suns like he did. When a bad team signs you to a fat contract to be a veteran leader, you don’t just check out when things get tough. Especially when you checking out is part of the problem. And then he demands a trade? Like…

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Thomas Bryant 21 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2018)

I don’t think I’ve ever heard Steve Buckhantz, the Wizards play-by-play guy, get as excited about anyone as has about Thomas Bryant. Maybe he has in the past, before I started watching Wizards games, but not recently. Is he really so starved for an honest basketball player who just goes out and plays hard that…

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Tomas Satoransky 17 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (12/22/2018)

My theory that the Wizards are a better team with Tomas Satoransky as the lead guard instead of John Wall is being stretched to the breaking point. There was some truth to it last year, definitely. I firmly stand by my assertion that Satoransky made the team run better than Wall. Call me a Europhile…

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Thomas Bryant Career High 31 Points/0 Missed Field Goals Full Highlights (12/22/2018)

Thomas Bryant was taking off his shoes when he noticed that his immediate vicinity had just gotten significantly dimmer. Looking up, he saw what was blocking all the light: it was the hulking, suit-wearing form of teammate Dwight Howard. “Great game rook,” Dwight said with a big smile on his face. “That win was all…

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Trevor Ariza 19 Points/6 Steals/4 Assists Wizards Debut Full Highlights (12/18/2018)

There are several weird things about this video, and I didn’t even really want to make it, but then I decided that there are maybe a few masochists out there who want to see how Trevor Ariza performed in his first game with his new team, so here we are. Before I start listing the…

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