Washington Wizards – Page 2

Alex Len 20 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2021)

https://youtu.be/AVrzg2E6-GU Is it safe for me to go to Ukraine yet? I want to do an investigative journalism piece on the origins of Alex Len. This has been my goal for a long time, but a multitude of factors have combined to conspire against me and prevent me from going there. First, it was the…

Rui Hachimura 29 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2021)

https://youtu.be/6fPUE9gJUyE There’s a reason I made compilation of all of Rui Hachimura’s midrange jumpers last season, and that reason is illuminated in this video. I’m not going to bore you with too many words when the midrange artistry on display speaks for itself, but I do have two words that I think will pique your…

Moritz Wagner 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/23/2021)

https://youtu.be/7gH5oy_Lm-A OFFICIAL MORITZ WAGNER NICKNAMES POWER RANKINGS 1. Puttin’ on the ‘Ritz 2. Krieg 3. Gotterdammerung 4. Mo Money Mo Problems 5. Floppy Disk 6. Lips [POWER GAP] 9001. The Big Berliner [POWER ABYSS] 900000001. Mo

Davis Bertans Career High 35 Points/9 Threes Full Highlights (2/17/2021)

https://youtu.be/iVd3x-eQt8E This video is a sight for sore Wizard fan eyes. And, believe me, those eyes are very, very sore. The eyes of Wizards fans have not seen many good things out of their team this season. They have mostly seen bad things. And among those bad things has been Davis Bertans’ regressed three-point shooting….

Alex Len 18 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (2/5/2021)

https://youtu.be/KjEX7KLPr7c The Raptors made a bold move this off-season by lowballing Serge Ibaka and letting Marc Gasol two-step right out the door, then replacing those guys with…Aron Baynes and Alex Len. Marc Gasol is bootytrash right now so that aspect of it isn’t so bad, but there’s no way that Baynes and Len even come…

Rui Hachimura 24 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2021)

https://youtu.be/Y8hHivh8Aco I was initially surprised by the factoid which I about to present to you, but as I thought about it more deeply, I realized that there was no reason for it to be so surprising. And that factoid is this: Rui Hachimura is the third-leading scorer on the Wizards right now. If your first…

Garrison Mathews 22 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2021)

https://youtu.be/AbtC_EyPmUg Garrison Mathews stats against the Miami Heat: 3 games, 17 points per game, 50 percent from three, 18 of 20 from the line. Garrison Mathews stats against not the Miami Heat: 19 games, 4 points per game, 39 percent from three, 19 of 21 from the line. And that’s including a 0-point game he…

Thomas Bryant 28 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/31/2020)

https://youtu.be/-NUMPHJXoCo New Year’s Eve is not normally a big deal at the DownToBuck household. The most exciting thing I do is I go the supermarket, pick out a random flavor of juice-from-concentrate, and then mix it with Fresca to make a big bowl of punch. Then I sip the punch (which is decidedly non-alcoholic, by…

Raul Neto Career High 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/27/2020)

https://youtu.be/FHrEIdwvweo Be honest: how many of you, before this video appeared in your YouTube feed, could’ve named the team that Raul Neto was playing for? Note: actual fans of Neto, if any exist, don’t count for the purposes of this exercise. There’s no shame in not realizing that he actually was still in the NBA…

Thomas Bryant 26 Points Full Highlights (8/13/2020)

I, like many others, thought that, with the lack of a crowd in these bubble games, we would hear a lot more of what’s really going on on the hardwood. Straight from the players’ sailorly mouths. Loudly. Repeatedly. Explicitly. The NBA was too smart for us, though, realizing the implications that an unfiltered audio experience…