So it turns out that all Jerome Robinson needed to succeed was…a team where all his teammates are scrubs and where there’s not really a clear-cut first option on offense. That’s not a situation that comes up often in today’s NBA. In fact, it’s not a situation that comes up EVER, because no matter how…
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Jerome Robinson 17 Points Full Highlights (8/3/2020)
OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: Jerome Robinson needed to take eighteen shots in order to score seventeen points. There is an old adage that goes, “Show me a man who attempts more field goals than scores points, and I will show you a man who had a detrimental effect on his team’s chances of winning.” I think…
Read MoreThomas Bryant 20 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (8/3/2020)
Okay, so it turns out that “Bubble T.J. Warren” is totally a thing that is totally happening right now. But you know what else is totally a thing that is totally happening right now? “Bubble Thomas Bryant”! Note the inclusion of the exclamation point in the preceding paragraph. That exclamation point indicates how HYPED and…
Read MoreTroy Brown Jr. 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (8/2/2020)
Troy Brown Jr., otherwise known as TBJ, emerged as a somewhat legitimate scoring threat for the ‘Zards this season. Part of his success probably had to do with the kind of offense the ‘Zards were running (the kind of offense where you always have energy because nobody ever made you play defense) but it also…
Read MoreThomas Bryant 30 Points Full Highlights (8/2/2020)
Boom. Boom. BOOM. BOOM BOOM BOOM!!! You hear all those booms? That’s the sound of Lakers fans taking body blows from every possible angle right now. Not only did the Lakers just lose to the Raptors last night, but now, the young stud bigman that they gave up on after his rookie season just dropped…
Read MoreRui Hachimura 21 Points Full Highlights (7/31/2020)
I already made and uploaded the Rui Hachimura midrange-ilation for this season. It has 3,600 views (approximately). It only contains 49 midrange jumpshots, but it’s an entertaining video for what it is. And now Hachimura has decided to make three more midrange jumpshots in his first regular season bubble game. What am I supposed to…
Read MoreJerome Robinson 20 Points Full Highlights (7/31/2020)
Allow me to flex for a little bit: I thought that Jerome Robinson looked pretty good in the scrimmage games. That’s right: I actually sometimes watch FULL games and am able to form opinions on and draw inferences from them. Meanwhile, all you can manage to do is feebly watch highlight videos with your half-lidded…
Read MoreRui Hachimura All 49 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Jumperilation)
Through the first month of the season, as I watched Rui Hachimura humiliate defenders again and again with his hesi pull-up midrange jimbos (you won’t know what I just said unless you REALLY hoop), my enthusiasm for a Rui Hachimura midrange-ilation was increasing by the day. Hachimura wasn’t on pace to break any records or…
Read MoreDavis Bertans All 200 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Three-ilation)
The sounds of a sawblade grinding against metal filled the improvised workshop. Soaring sparks cast a red glow in the windowless room which was otherwise lit only by a flickering bulb swinging from the ceiling. A very tall man impatient wiped sweat away from his brow as he bent in concentration over his latest electro-mechanical…
Read MoreShabazz Napier 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/10/2020)
The “Shabazzle-Dazzle” nickname for Shabazz Napier is overplayed, in my opinion. And since I am the world’s foremost expert on NBA player nicknames (having coined a large percentage of the total nicknames in circulation myself), my opinion is basically fact. I am going to use my domain-specific knowledge here to throw my weight around a…
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