“You’re not gonna believe this place, Will, the women are primed and ready to go at any time of day,” Wilson Chandler was saying as a small group of Nuggets players walked through downtown Denver. Glancing back to make sure his proclamation of the upcoming club’s promiscuous women was heard, he stopped walking. “Will, you…
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Will Barton 22 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2015)
Nothing surprises me anymore. I fully expect Will Barton to become the Nuggets’ main scoring threat to end the season, averaging between 15 and 20 a game. Why the hell not? Who else is gonna score the rock? Ty Lawson is too busy being drunk, and Danilo Gallinari is too busy tearing knee ligaments. Barton,…
Read MoreWill Barton 15 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (2/23/2015)
Whoa. Will Barton shot 9 of 65 from three his rookie year. I knew he was kind of an awkward jump shooter, really more of a slasher, but crap. That makes the triple he made tonight way more impressive than either of the dunks he threw down. Barton has always been one of those “potential”…
Read MoreWill Barton 17 Points Full Highlights (5/12/2014)
Will Barton entered the house with the stealthiness of a veteran home intruder. However, he wasn’t here to steal material goods. He had plenty of those. This was an excursion to cement his viability as an NBA player. Thankful for the carpeted floors, Will sneaked soundlessly into one of the many bedrooms of the residence….
Read MoreWill Barton 20 Points/4 Dunks/4 Assists Full Highlights (2/26/2014)
Will Barton closed his eyes. He knew that he had looked through his mortal eyes for the last time, but the thought did not distress him. There was more waiting for him on the other side of reality’s mirror. The corporeal form of his body was whisked away in an instant, taken by the Star-Reaper…
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