Willie Cauley-Stein – DownToBuck

Willie Cauley-Stein 15 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2020)

Kings fans had totally given up on Willie-Cauley Stein by the end of his tenure with the Kings. Actually, they had given up on him well before he finally signed a contract somewhere else. The fans at that “somewhere else” place, the Warriors, also tired of him quickly when it turned out that he couldn’t…

Willie Cauley-Stein 17 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2019)

While all the scrubs around him are taking full advantage of the fact that the Warriors’ lineup is scrubtastic enough to allow them to take hella shots whenever they want, Willie Cauley-Stein’s usage has actually gone down from his Sacramento days. This short stop in Golden State is his one chance to shoulder more of…

Willie Cauley-Stein All 182 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)

There is a major disconnect between the two camps of Willie Cauley-Stein fans. Before I describe what that disconnect is (astute viewers will have already guessed it anyway, and devoted DTB acolytes will already know it because I’ve discussed it in previous video descriptions), I’ll describe those two camps: Camp one: Fans of whatever team…

Willie Cauley-Stein 22 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2018)

I’m not the best person to comment on another’s fashion or style, since my knowledge of what’s fashionable and stylish is sourced only from observing how midwesterners dress (on the rare occasion I actually go outside to see them). However, I just want to say this: the cornrows aren’t working out for Willie Cauley-Stein. Not…

Willie Cauley-Stein 23 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

After having to endure nearly a quarter of the season missing one of the most beloved lob connections in the league, the Bogdanovic-WCS tandem is back in business and I couldn’t be happier. Well, I could be happier. Jennifer could still be with me. But that’s never going to happen, so the next-happiest thing in…

Willie Cauley-Stein 25 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (11/9/2018)

I was all proud of myself for coming up, entirely my own, without the aid of any external resources besides the SSD I have plugged into a self-made USB port on the back of my neck, with the concept that this Kings-Timberwolves matchup was a showdown between two centers who played at Kentucky in college….

Willie Cauley-Stein 24 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2018)

I don’t even remember what Willie Cauley-Stein looks like as normal human being anymore. I try to think back to when he was a rookie, but all my mind can recall is his moldy-Cheeto hair, grill, and sub-ocular tattoos that look like bruises. He’s got a look, I’ll give him that. He walks onto the…

Willie Cauley-Stein 26 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2018)

Kings fans have alleged in the past that Willie Cauley-Stein isn’t as focused on basketball as he should be. Looking at his physical appearance and plugging it into my mental database of stereotypes, I could definitely believe that. He just looks like the kind of guy who would be into a bunch of different hobbies…

Willie Cauley-Stein 20 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)

Willie Cauley-Stein, through two games, is averaging 21.5 points per game on roughly 65% shooting. Even though it’s only two games, which the Kings both lost, those numbers look pretty good for a guy who was drafted to be a Tyson Chandler-esque defensive specialist. Luckily, stats for true defensive impact don’t exist, because WCS apparently…

Willie Cauley-Stein 23 Points Full Highlights (10/17/2018)

All this excitement for the Kings’ two young bigmen, Bagley and Giles, and they come out in the first game of the season and do almost nothing. Meanwhile, Willie Cauley-Stein, who is hated by all Kings fans for reasons that are unknown to me (is it because he looks like an old Jewish grandma in…