Willie Cauley-Stein was sitting on his living-room couch engaging in one of his favorite pastimes: browsing basketball-reference on his iPad while stoned. The stats were just so much more interesting, even funny on occasion, when read under the influence of marijuana. It was especially fun to go back to the box-scores of past games he…
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Willie Cauley-Stein 22 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)
If Jerry Reynolds retiring means that we have to hear Doug Christie with regularity on Kings broadcasts, that’s not going to be okay. I get the Reynolds is getting up there in years, but that doesn’t mean he has to stop now. Just when the Kings are on the cusp of a breakthrough? He had…
Read MoreWillie Cauley-Stein 25 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2018)
If you want a real trip, go look up a picture of Willie Cauley-Stein’s grandparents. I can’t imagine a pair of people less likely to create, even distantly, an athletic freakazoid like WCS. For one thing, they are very white looking. Not going to assume their race or anything though. And what’s up with his…
Read MoreWillie Cauley-Stein 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/29/2018)
I was just thinking to myself that I hadn’t made a Willie Cauley-Stein highlight video in a while, and I was getting a little bit worried about him, but all is right with the world now that he scored nineteen points with five lame assists and several less-lame whamjams. Perusing the game logs, it appears…
Read MoreWillie Cauley-Stein 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/1/2018)
I sort of figured that, even though Willie Cauley-Stein set a career high in assists with seven, all of his assists would sort of suck. He’s never been known as a passer. And, as with most of my preconceived notions, I was right about this one: his assists aren’t very good. He did lob it…
Read MoreWillie Cauley-Stein 17 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2018)
“B-b-b-but DEE TEE BEE!!!” You moan/yell in frustration at your computer. “Willie Cauley-Stein had seventeen points last game and eighteen points before that one! Why didn’t you make highlights then? WHY DO YOU HATE DOUBLE-YEW CEE ESS?” Here’s the scoop: when WCS scored eighteen against the Lakers two games ago, he was just 6-of-14 from…
Read MoreWillie Cauley-Stein 19 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2018)
DTB’S OFFICIAL PROS FOR PUTTING “/4 JUMPERS” IN THE TITLE OF THIS VIDEO: -Everybody would know that Willie Cauley-Stein hit four jumpers in this video -The video would get maybe fifty more views over the course of its life -It contributes to the perception that Cauley-Stein can hit jumpers DTB’S OFFICIAL CONS FOR PUTTING “/4…
Read MoreWillie Cauley-Stein 21 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (1/23/2018)
I’ve been making a bunch of videos recently showing Willie Cauley-Stein using his whole offensive arsenal. He’s been branching out lately, which is nice, but this is not one of those videos. In this video, he dunks the ball a whole bunch of times and erases a whole bunch of pathetic shots by the Magic….
Read MoreWillie Cauley-Stein 26 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2018)
Kings games are great in theory. Willie Cauley-Stein, De’Aaron Fox, Bogdan Bogdanvoic, and more! What could be better than watching all three of those dudes on the same team ball out night in and night out? That’s the problem with highlights. I don’t, and you don’t, have to watch all the bad parts of their…
Read MoreWillie Cauley-Stein 23 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (1/13/2018)
The expansion of Willie Cauley-Stein’s game over the first half of the season has now taken him into the deepest of the deep: beyond the three-point arc. He is beyond saving. Once you go all the way back, you never go back. He had actually hit another three before this, but since I didn’t make…
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