Eric Moreland 16 Points/17 Rebounds/4 Assists/4 Steals/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

The full title of this video should be “Eric Moreland Career High 16 Points/17 Rebounds/4 Assists/4 Steals/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/11/2018)” but YouTube thinks that that’s too many characters. Just like with their arbitrary and draconian description-length limit, I am being OPPRESSED by their nonsensical policies. Isn’t there a whole social movement going on right now that’s fighting for oppressed and marginalized people? I think there is. Does anyone know any hashtags or anything so I can get in on this? I want to lend my voice to the cause.

In the meantime, Eric Moreland just had the game of his life. He almost got a 5-by-5. ERIC MORELAND almost got a FIVE-BY-FIVE. If it had actually happened, I think I would’ve died. Straight up died because of how much I could not handle the insane nature of the happening. I’d be in a pine box right now, getting lowered into the ground while Japurri Purrker (my little chubby kitty) pawed at the lid, wondering when I’d come back out. That’s what would’ve happened for real, so it’s a good thing he didn’t.

I still went into like a 5-minute mini-coma when I saw this statline though.

I’ve recovered enough now to bring you this video, and it’s a beast. This is the ultimate Moreland experience. It’s MORE-land than you’ve seen from him before. He scored. He passed. He rebounded. He defended. If there was a stat in the boxscore for it, he did it. He might be one of the least offensively-skilled players in the league, but tonight, he played like Andrei Kirilenko.

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