Andre Iguodala 15 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (5/1/2018)

I totally was 100% not going to make this video until I did a little bit of digging and found out that this is Andre Iguodala’s season-high in points. WHAT. I knew Iguodala was on the decline, but I didn’t know that he had declined so much that he couldn’t even score 15 points in an NBA game anymore.

My new nickname for him, christened just a few days ago, has never been more relevant or topical: Andretirement IguOLDala. In utilizing both the concepts of retirement and oldness, it’s a double-whammy of attacks at his age. I’m really proud of it. Since Iguodala is still capable of hosting poster parties (Mirotic was invited to this one), his age isn’t holding him back THAT much, but still. Fifteen points is his season high! I would be LOLing right now (loving our laughs) but I long ago lost the ability to experience so-called “normal” human emotions such as happiness or humor.

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