Bam Adebayo Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2018)

Bam “Slam” Adebayo notched a career-high tonight. “Yeah that’s great DTB, I see that right in the title of the video, that’s the first thing I look at when decided whether or not to watch a video, so why don’t you give us some actual enlightening content you degenerate cretin?” you think. So let me…

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Bam Adebayo All 91 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)

Impatiently, Bam Adebayo checked on the status of his new YouTube channel for the sixth time that day. However, just as the fourth and fifth times he had checked, he had just two subscribers. Why? Why did nobody want to watch his hilarious pranking videos? Why hadn’t he gone viral yet? He was so far…

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Bam Adebayo 18 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)

Bam “Viva La Bam” Adebayo is making Hassan Whiteside obsolete, right before our teal-and-pink-dazzled eyes. Whiteside was a great story, but he’s not as jumpy as he used to be. Meanwhile, Adebayo frickin’ looks EXACTLY like rookie-year Dwight Howard, like they were both results of some sort of government cloning experiment and Adebayo simply got…

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Bam Adebayo 15 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/2/2018)

Watching Bam Adebayo highlight videos just isn’t the same if there’s no Eric Reid describing every one of his slam dunks as a “Bam Slam” while Tony Fiorentino goes “oh man”. Since I found the Adebayo Experience to be so lackluster without those two providing the commentary, I had to provide my own commentary. I…

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Bam Adebayo 16 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (1/9/2018)

You want to know who never put up a game of 16 points, 15 rebounds, and 5 blocks in their rookie season? A lot of players, but most pertinently for this description, Dwight Howard. Unlike the last time I showed a stat and then claimed rookie Dwight never got it, I was lying to prove…

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Bam Adebayo 14 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/22/2017)

Bam Adebayo games with five or more assists: 1 Dwight Howard games with five or more assists: 0 Okay, I lied. It seemed pretty believable though, right? Just to clarify, I was lying about the Dwight Howard part. The Bam Adebayo part is totally correct. If you want the truth, Howard has 28 games with…

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Bam Adebayo 14 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2017)

Coming into tonight’s game, Edrice “Bam” Adebayo had dunked it on 21 of his 31 made shots. Can you say dunkilation? Sadly, he only dunked it on 2 of 5 shots tonight, so his dunk percentage will plummet. My hope for a nothing-but-dunk season for him ended a long time ago, but it’s still sad….

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Bam Adebayo 19 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2017)

All confusion I previously had involving the identities of Bam Adebayo and Dwight Howard is totally cleared up now. They, in their respective rookie years, still look absolutely one-hundred percent the same, with literally no physical traits differentiating them, but would Dwight shoot rainbow jumpers in the manner of Dirk Nowitzki? Heck no. His jumpers…

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Bam Adebayo 13 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (10/30/2017)

You cannot tell me that the thumbnail for this video does not show a young Dwight Howard. Look at it: it shows Dwight Howard as a rookie getting ready to shoot a free throw. I don’t even know who Bam Adebayo is, but whoever that guy may be, he is not represented in the thumbnail….

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