Luka Doncic All 168 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part II)

For the third time that day, Luka Doncic got up to answer his ringing doorbell. What was waiting for him on the other side of the door wasn’t a GrubHub delivery person bearing a monstrous Taco Bell order; it was his teammate Dorian Finney-Smith, the one who had been responsible for introducing Luka to Taco…

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Luka Doncic All 168 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part I)

Luka Doncic heard the ringing of his doorbell, and, knowing exactly who the visitor was, got up quickly from his PC desk to greet them. Practically running to the front door, he wrenched it open and saw that he had not been mistaken in his expectations: the GrubHub delivery guy was standing right there, holding…

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Dirk Nowitzki 20 Points/1 Final Game Full Highlights (4/10/2019)

I already used up all of the sentimentality I feel towards Dirk’s departure from the NBA in the previous video description I wrote for him. You can read the story here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDwLsk-712A (I promise it’s not a Rickroll, I would not taint such a solemn occasion with such juvenile foolishness). I don’t have many words…

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Luka Doncic Triple Double 21 Pts/16 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

Luka Doncic stood alone in the ancient underbelly of the American Airlines Center. Around him were the crumbling remains of the Spanish mission upon which the arena had been built. Some months ago, Dirk had shown him the secret stairways which led to the forgotten stone corridors and ever-burning torches. Many secrets were held here,…

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Dirk Nowitzki 30 Points/1 Dunk/1 Retirement Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

Dirk Nowitzki stood on the clouds. To either side of him were ornate Romanesque columns that extended into the distance until they disappeared into the haze. Seeing nothing else to do, he walked down the colonnade with only his thoughts to keep him company. Dimly, he remembered that he had just finished playing in a…

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Trey Burke 24 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2019)

You know, things just seemed a lot more fun with Trey Burke when he was on the Knicks. Maybe he’s been actually better for the Mavericks, but I don’t care about that. I care about FUN, and his ultra-fun redemption story in New York where he looked and played like Allen Iverson reincarnated took a…

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Salah Mejri Career High 19 Points/4 Blocks/2 Threes Full Highlights (4/7/2019)

I don’t want to sound hyperbolic, but this game from Salah Mejri is perhaps the most unexpected occurrence of a role-player (or sub-role-player) taking over the game and completely dominating it. Viewer discretion is definitely advised for this highlight video because Mejri did some things that are too sick for any but the most depraved…

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Courtney Lee 21 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/5/2019)

Courtney Lee went from having the second-best scoring season of his career, 12 points per game (that’s a lot, did anyone realize he was scoring that much??????), to having his worst, a mere 4 points per game. Part of the reason for this sharp decline is that the Knicks quickly figured out that they weren’t…

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Dirk Nowitzki 12 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (4/5/2019)

Unlike Dwyane Wade, I can kinda see why Dirk Nowitzki would maybe be sorta contemplating retiring. He’s not looking very spry out there, and that’s putting it generously. He can kind of do stuff on offense still, because the thing with moving on offense is that you know which direction you’re going so you can…

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