Seth Curry 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/12/2020)

Six assists seems like a lot for Seth Curry until you remember (or learn for the first time, if you’re a filthy casual) that he had a 15-assist game with the Kings in the penultimate game of the 2015-16 season. My video for that performance sadly was purged during the DTB-pocalypse, but I still have…

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Tim Hardaway Jr. 33 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2020)

Tim Hardaway Jr. was easily capable of these types of scoring performances while he was in New York (and, to a lesser extent, Atlanta). He’s clearly still capable of them in Dallas, but he’s not asked to do it as often thanks to the prominent presence of a certain second-year Slovenian wunderkind named Zoran Dragic….

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Willie Cauley-Stein 15 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2020)

Kings fans had totally given up on Willie-Cauley Stein by the end of his tenure with the Kings. Actually, they had given up on him well before he finally signed a contract somewhere else. The fans at that “somewhere else” place, the Warriors, also tired of him quickly when it turned out that he couldn’t…

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Seth Curry 26 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2020)

Seth Curry was 10/10 from the field in this game once he got done scoring points. He would go on to miss four straight shots without making another, leaving him with “just” 26 points for the game, but that fact only diminishes the quality of this performance slightly, and it doesn’t diminish the quality of…

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Seth Curry 20 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2020)

Everyone should know by now that semi-interesting factoid that the only active player with a better career three-point percentage than Seth Curry is Stephen Curry (subject to change, I think they were literally tied at one point). That piece of information is going to be a staple of pub trivia nights for at least the…

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Jalen Brunson 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/5/2020)

The hype that I am detecting (or, more accurately, not detecting) for Jalen Brunson is disturbingly low. There are people on the Mavericks other than Euros, people. You don’t have to be hyped only for Luka Doncic (Euro), Kristaps Porzingis (Euro), Dwight Powell (Euro), Ryan Broekoff (Euro), or J.J. Barea (Mexican Euro). I understand that…

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Tim Hardaway Jr. 25 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2020)

Tim Hardaway Jr. had five assists in this game. That is, nominally, a total of assists sufficient to force me to include them in this highlight video. But here’s the thing: tonight is shaping up to be an especially brutal night when it comes to role-players having large amounts of assists. My near future and…

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Maxi Kleber 18 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (2/1/2020)

Question: who even needs Puka Dumbbitch and Kristupids Coronavirus when you have one of the best assemblages of role-player talent in the entire league? Answer: not the Dallas Mavericks. Jalen Brunson can replace the production of Dumbbitch, no problem. Points, assists, it doesn’t matter. We saw it in this game. And Coronavirus? Maxi Kleber can…

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Dorian Finney-Smith Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2020)

Dorian Finney-Smith performed admirably in the absences of Luka Doncic and Kristaps Porzingis, tying his career high in points with 22. Sure, the Hawks don’t play much defense, but Finney-Smith doesn’t play much offense, so it evens out. With this awe-inspiring performance, Finney-Smith has definitely proved that “DFS” is more than just an initialism for…

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Jalen Brunson 27 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/1/2020)

I am of the opinion that the structure and composition of Jalen Brunson’s facial features, a composition which makes him look considerably older than he actually is, literally makes him a better basketball player. Literally. You think I’m joking right now? NEWS FLASH: I’m being serious as heck. Brunson looks into the mirror every morning…

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