Maxi Kleber 21 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/16/2017)

Wow, the Mavericks totally choked this one away. Like, really bad. Almost unbelievable. Blame can surely be cast in many directions after this one, but if anyone tries directing any at Maxi Kleber, I will fight them. And win. I am ready to defend Kleber’s honor. It is not his fault that the Spurs went…

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Maxi Kleber 16 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2017)

Maxi “Klee-bah” Kleber is a nice surprise this year for the Mavericks. He’s not amazing or anything, don’t get me wrong, but he’s solid. Solid is what you want from your poops, and solid is what you want from your role players. Solidity is a good trait to have. I’m gonna start having to use…

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Dwight Powell 15 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)

I seem to remember Dwight Powell being more of a jumpshooter than he appeared in this game. Yes, he did hit a corner three, but everybody does that these days. The taking and making of corner threes is no longer an indicator of whether or not somebody is a shooter. Case in point: Jarrett Allen….

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Wesley Matthews 29 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)

I was absolutely 100 percent at peace with Wesley Matthews leading the Mavericks to a win against the favored Bucks. He was looking good, shooting the midrange better and more often than usual, and he wasn’t J.J. Barea or some other annoying player. Yes, if I could choose one players to kick Milwaukee’s heinie from…

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Maxi Kleber 13 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/6/2017)

In a previous video I analyzed the facts and came to a conclusion that I thought was truthful: that Daniel Theis was a better German rookie than Maxi Kleber. The facts were analyzed with the strictest rigor, my results checked by many respected scientists. Still, I feel like I have come to the wrong conclusion….

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Devin Harris 14 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2017)

I might be setting a bad precedent by making a highlight video for Devin Harris when he only scored fourteen points, but the thing is, I’m feeling extreme amounts of guilt for ignoring this guy for the entirety of the last two seasons plus the start of this one. Like, so much guilt that I…

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Dennis Smith Jr. 20 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2017)

I may have to revisit my opinion of the Mavericks. For reference, my previous and current opinion of them is that they’re not a very good team and they will end up with a high selection in the draft because of it. Since they have won five of their last eight games and looked pretty…

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J.J. Barea 21 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (12/2/2017)

At age 33, J.J. Barea is averaging the most points per game of his career, 12.4. Unlike most players who peak around age 28 or so, Barea is peaking in his thirties, and he might not be done peaking yet. I could attribute this to a few things: his short stature which means he only…

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Maxi Kleber 16 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2017)

Maxi Kleber is already so much better than Tim Ohlbrecht (the previous “next Dirk”) that it’s making me, paradoxically, a little sad. Happy as well, but also sad. I was told directly, by high-ranking Houston Rockets officials, that Ohlbrecht was “the ultimate player, perfectly suited to the NBA game, in the mold of Dirk Nowitzki…

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J.J. Barea 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/18/2017)

One of the nicer stories of the off-season was Mark Cuban loaning his private jet to J.J. Barea so that the latter could fly in supplies to hurricane-ravaged Puerto Rico. That’s something where I can’t even make a snide comment or racially insensitive remark about it. It was just a good thing to do. Puerto…

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