Dirk Nowitzki 20 Points/1 Final Game Full Highlights (4/10/2019)

I already used up all of the sentimentality I feel towards Dirk’s departure from the NBA in the previous video description I wrote for him. You can read the story here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDwLsk-712A (I promise it’s not a Rickroll, I would not taint such a solemn occasion with such juvenile foolishness). I don’t have many words…

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Luka Doncic Triple Double 21 Pts/16 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

Luka Doncic stood alone in the ancient underbelly of the American Airlines Center. Around him were the crumbling remains of the Spanish mission upon which the arena had been built. Some months ago, Dirk had shown him the secret stairways which led to the forgotten stone corridors and ever-burning torches. Many secrets were held here,…

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Dirk Nowitzki 30 Points/1 Dunk/1 Retirement Full Highlights (4/9/2019)

Dirk Nowitzki stood on the clouds. To either side of him were ornate Romanesque columns that extended into the distance until they disappeared into the haze. Seeing nothing else to do, he walked down the colonnade with only his thoughts to keep him company. Dimly, he remembered that he had just finished playing in a…

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Trey Burke 24 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2019)

You know, things just seemed a lot more fun with Trey Burke when he was on the Knicks. Maybe he’s been actually better for the Mavericks, but I don’t care about that. I care about FUN, and his ultra-fun redemption story in New York where he looked and played like Allen Iverson reincarnated took a…

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Salah Mejri Career High 19 Points/4 Blocks/2 Threes Full Highlights (4/7/2019)

I don’t want to sound hyperbolic, but this game from Salah Mejri is perhaps the most unexpected occurrence of a role-player (or sub-role-player) taking over the game and completely dominating it. Viewer discretion is definitely advised for this highlight video because Mejri did some things that are too sick for any but the most depraved…

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Courtney Lee 21 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/5/2019)

Courtney Lee went from having the second-best scoring season of his career, 12 points per game (that’s a lot, did anyone realize he was scoring that much??????), to having his worst, a mere 4 points per game. Part of the reason for this sharp decline is that the Knicks quickly figured out that they weren’t…

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Dirk Nowitzki 12 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (4/5/2019)

Unlike Dwyane Wade, I can kinda see why Dirk Nowitzki would maybe be sorta contemplating retiring. He’s not looking very spry out there, and that’s putting it generously. He can kind of do stuff on offense still, because the thing with moving on offense is that you know which direction you’re going so you can…

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Salah Mejri 12 Points/5 Assists/3 Blocks/2 Threes Full Highlights (4/5/2019)

I’ve written a lot of words about who the next Dirk Nowitzki should be for Dallas. I’m still not one-hundred percent convinced that Dirk is actually going to retire, and I won’t be convinced until he at least cries a little bit because of how emotional he is for his career ending. But let’s say,…

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Dwight Powell 25 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2019)

The lob connection between Dwight Powell and Luka Doncic grows stronger by the game. Doncic hasn’t quite mastered the art of putting the ball where Powell can really reach back and slam it hard, preferring to leave it right next to the rim (probably practiced too much with Dirk) so that anyone could dunk it….

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