Dennis Smith Jr. All 40 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)

“Thanks for inviting me over, man,” Dennis Smith Jr. said as he walked into the impressive entryway of Dirk Nowitzki’s suburban-Dallas home. “I like your place. Classy but not in-your-face.” “Yeah, well, when you’ve made over two hundred million dollars in your career, you get tired of showing it off after a while,” Dirk replied….

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Dwight Powell All 96 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)

“Hey Dwight, thanks for coming in today,” Mark Cuban said, welcoming Dwight Powell into his office. “Sit down, we need to talk about next season.” “Sure,” Dwight said, taking the seat across from Mark. He usually felt relaxed and at ease around the Mavericks GM, but Mark seemed more serious than usual, and that made…

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Jalen Jones 15 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2018)

Since Jalen Jones had the honor of scoring the final points of the Mavericks’ season, I decided to go back and check who scored the final points of other recent Mavs’ seasons (going just by regular season because that’s way more fun): 2016-17: Jarrod Uthoff made a free throw. Where did he go anyway? 2015-16:…

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Aaron Harrison Career High 16 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2018)

I kind of dumped on Aaron Harrison in the last description I did for him, when he scored 13 last game, and I’m sorry to say that I have to do it again. I’m going to re-dump on him. Because, once again, the only he reason he got stats is because he played tons of…

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Johnathan Motley 21 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2018)

There are still a bunch of games left tomorrow before the season ends, but I think this one will retain the mantle of “scrubbiest NBA game 2017-18”. Who was the best player who appeared on the court? Dwight Powell was the only non-1st-or-2nd-year player for the Mavericks tonight, except for Aaron Harrison, who doesn’t really…

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Dennis Smith Jr. 20 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (4/8/2018)

I often rag on players for scoring too many points in garbage time and my opinion that points scored in garbage time should not count is well-publicized. However, I have barely touched on the separate, but related, issue of garbage time assists. My position on this is simple and unambiguous: assists attained at the end…

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Dorian Finney-Smith 15 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (4/6/2018)

Dorian “Distributed File System” Finney-Smith had fourteen points in the Mavericks’ previous game against the Magic, but, in my latest stroke of genius, I didn’t make a highlight video for him, citing two reasons: 1. He was 5-of-15 from the field, and I would rather not encourage inefficient shooting 2. I just had this feeling…

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Johnathan Motley Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)

Johnathan Motley just drove the Mavericks’ tank back into the garage, got out, looked at the rest of his teammates, and announced “we’re frickin’ WALKING the rest of the way”. Then, while he was stubbornly walking away, assuming that the others were following, the remaining Mavericks clambered back into the tank, started it up, and…

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Kyle Collinsworth 13 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/4/2018)

Warning: the final bucket in this video might be the lamest one of the year. In a video with only a precious few non-assist buckets, that increases the lameness factor by an astounding percentage. Also, a bunch of his legit buckets were floaters, which are also lame (on account of floaters being the sole provenance…

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Aaron Harrison Career High 13 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2018)

Aaron Harrison made as many shots tonight as he did in the first two seasons of his career combined. If that sentence didn’t convince you to watch this video, then you are beyond help. Go watch some Kobe highlights or something. Harrison has made a few more shots this year with the Mavericks (up to…

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