Boban Marjanovic 13 Points Full Highlights (8/19/2020)

Boban “Marj of Progress” Marjanovic needed only around 10 minutes of playing time to acquire his 13 points and 9 assists. While other players are content to loaf around on the court and not really acquire many stats (Michael Kidd-Gilchrist is still alive and I don’t think he’s scored a point in over three years),…

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Boban Marjanovic 18 Points Full Highlights (8/13/2020)

An open letter to Dallas Mavericks Coach Rick Carlisle: “Dear Rick, Please give Boban Marjanovic more minutes. Signed, -DTB and the Official DTB Serbia Fanclub” This is literally a letter that I just wrote on fancy stationary (using a fancy gel pen that has glitter in it). Then I put it in a fancy envelope,…

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Boban Marjanovic All 96 Field Goals Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Bucketilation)

King Marjanovic sat at the high throne of his kingdom and relished the feeling of power that was always present in him, even when he wasn’t actively exercising that power by sentencing disobedient subjects to death in the dungeons or raising an army to wage war on one of the lesser states nearby. In the…

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Boban Marjanovic Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2020)

An extremely tall, extremely naked man lay on the smooth marble floor of the Hall. He did not stir, for at that very moment, his consciousness was being transferred from his still-awake mortal body to this new clone, which was lying dormant until it was awakened by the first spark of intelligence sending electrical pulses…

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Boban Marjanovic 14 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

I have been thinking very hard and very studiously about it, and I have come to this conclusion: there is literally no way to stop a Luka Doncic/Boban Marjanovic pick-and-roll. This conclusion is the result of in-depth discussions with experts in the field, analysis of video footage (provided by some goofball going under the moniker…

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Boban Marjanovic 12 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2020)

A Bad Thing has happened to Dwight Powell. A Very Bad Thing. In light of this Bad Thing that happened to Powell, Boban Marjanovic is going to have to be ready to accept an increased role. Even coach Carlisle, who hasn’t shown a willingness to give Marjanovic consistent minutes, can’t escape the reality staring him…

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Boban Marjanovic 13 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2020)

Boban Marjanovic attempted fourteen shots in this game. That’s the second-highest total of his career, well behind the eighteen that he attempted on April 7, 2017 while he was on the Pistons. Given that many shot attempts, this should have been a game for the ages. This should have been a game that was recorded…

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Boban Marjanovic 12 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2020)

It saddens me that Boban Marjanovic has become a fan-favorite “meme” player, trotted out to the patronizing cheers of the fans, often in blowouts. It seemed like his career trajectory was going to place him squarely in the “legit role-player” category, but it hasn’t turned out that way at all. He was always a fan-favorite,…

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Boban Marjanovic 14 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2020)

Rick Carlisle is just the latest in a string of coaches who refuses to use Boban Marjanovic to the fullest extent of his talents, or even give him a consistent role at all. Just take a look at the know-nothings that have been giving him DNP-CD’s for the past four years and tell me it…

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Boban Marjanovic 15 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2019)

Can some horrible team please just trade for Boban so that they can play him 30 minutes a night and have him be the centerpiece on offense? Please? I’m looking at the Knicks right now, and I’m seeing a whole lot of nothing. Why not give the loyal New York fans something to ironically cheer…

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